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# for people too drunk/lazy to scroll down to old posts...
I didn't really mean you or we were bookless morons. I was just trying to pretend. for the guy. the drunk guy. that likes to write about it. it was play play. so you take your tits and/or moobs out of your wringers and your hands off the cranks.

-oh, and pants.. just uh... keep doin your thing there...
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:04, archived)
# we know
don't fret, sah
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:05, archived)
# for once
pantseatflyer makes more sense than you do, zog
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:05, archived)
# obviously not enough
whiskey.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:07, archived)
# hit the scotch!
i recommend talisker.
(yakmonkey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:10, archived)
# Highland Park

(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:10, archived)
# We all knew
kind sir

I read a book once, it were proper bo.
(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:07, archived)
# ohh.... you british blokes!
you got me again, dincha? DINCHA!
*uninvited chuck under chin*
you dudes and yer fancy sarciasma or whateveryacallit.
I'm watching you!
har har har!
*kneeslap*
HAW HAW HAW!
*fart*
*another long, quavering fart with a squeaky ending*
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:11, archived)
# My flatmate is american
he understands the full range of irony and sarcasm, and he likes jokes about farts and poo, and sex wee come to that. One of us, one of us!
(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:12, archived)
# well,
jolly good for him!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:13, archived)
# did you see me?
did you see me do the sarcasm there?
did you see what I did?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:15, archived)
# yes
nicely followed up with the attention-seeking and egotism.

a true meeting of cultures!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:18, archived)
# arf
that is all.


i love america really, it's just the twatmangles you elect as leaders i have issues with
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:20, archived)
# no fucking kidding.
I was over here and didn't fucking absentee vote and I'm more ashamed of that than almost any other sordid detail of my past and rest assured I'm taking THAT little factoid to my grave.


oh shit.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:22, archived)
# in defense of my nation
the majority of us didn't vote for the current "leader".
damned two party system!

and he was voted in by his pappy's appointees.
(yakmonkey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:22, archived)
# yeah,
what HE said!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:24, archived)
# however you dice it
he's still a jug-eared cranberry.

and thanks to the capture of santa.. errr, saddam, he'll probably get another 4 and then we're all fucked
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:24, archived)
# agreed.
and scared.

no one who has "found religion" should find political office in my opinion.
(yakmonkey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:26, archived)
# No need
our brave European leaders will get together and sign some form of brilliant European constitution and we'll have a unified front for the rest of the Western World to face down Bush and say 'THUS FAR AND NO FURTHER YOU MONKEY-watermelon', o....... o no wait, no Poland will watermelon it all up, thanks guys.
(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:29, archived)
# what, the european constitution?
watermelon that, the common market has us shafted enough thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:46, archived)
# Spiffing
isn't it?

Tally-ho!

I'm off for a finely blended cigarette.
(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:15, archived)
# I've been on b3ta almost every day
for almost two years now. and I was already pretty practiced at the irony and sarcasm, for anyone my age, let alone an american.

but now I am honed to a sharpened, tungsen-steel sarcasm MACHINE!

I can do all the shades of sarcasm, from vengeful grey to to quirky yellow to hate-splatter brown.

I challenge your roomate to a fight!

I challennnnge youuuuuu!
(like, this: homestarrunner.com/main17.html)
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:20, archived)
# edit: Up with Strongbad!
(yakmonkey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:24, archived)
# has anyone here
ever written him an email?
I always want to, but I can't think of anything clever enough. but not too clever.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:29, archived)
# i have been tempted
but have not yet.

(yakmonkey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:30, archived)
# I'll fetch the duelling cutlasses

(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:24, archived)
# heheh
if you wanna play, you better put my tits back in the wringer..

or mangle, if you prefer.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:07, archived)
# Ah
i see the kink factor just shot up, i salute you sir
(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:08, archived)
# In fact
it made me do a sex wee
(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:10, archived)
# *slurp*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:12, archived)
# Please
an Englishmans sex wee is his own private concern and should be handeled only by him or possibly a darky from the colonies with a towel.
(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:13, archived)
# GOD SHAVE THE SCREENS
again
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:15, archived)
# well
since I am indeed a darky from the colonies, should I fetch a towel?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:16, archived)
# are you a chick?
I mean lady!
I mean madam!
I mean girl!
I mean woman!
woman.

no reason to think so, just no reason not to think so.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:26, archived)
# nevermind.
guess I'll find out another time
goodnight!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:47, archived)
# Thats ok,
Mr Urdostani has tidied up nicely now, but i shall bear it in mind for the future.
(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:26, archived)
# everybody's wearing those
kinky boots, kinky boots...
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:10, archived)
# Spooky!
My winamp random playlist just started playing that...

Are you stalking me?
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:13, archived)
# no
but it pops into my head from time to time.

Raw Sex!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:17, archived)
# o/= faaaashion magazines say wear em
and they all rush to get em like women in a haaaremm~ o/=

i love that song. must download it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:17, archived)
# you are new
but i like you.

welcome aboard.
(yakmonkey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:13, archived)
# Woo
and, if i maybe so bold, yay
(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:14, archived)
# be so bold!
be so bold hard!

i no longer know what i am saying around here
(yakmonkey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:19, archived)
# neither
all the jizz shshhshwoooshing around the board today has left me rather giddy.

'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:21, archived)