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# China bows to pressure,
adopts alternative approach to civet cat menace.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:29, archived)
# poor things
they should just give them their very own island.

and they could infect the rest of the native wild life. and breed and become mutant civet cats of dooooom.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:30, archived)
# there should be an island for b3tans
a bar on every corner
a pub at every junction
an off licence at every bus stop

it'd be fucking cool, i tells you
(vork and burlap, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:32, archived)
# can i live in your brain?
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:34, archived)
# Come on in
some of us already are.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:35, archived)
# whoopee!
*gets scalpel*
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:37, archived)
# oi - no pushing
at the back!

And watch me wine - took me ages to decant it in through 'is lug'ole!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:45, archived)
# yuss

plenty of room
(vork and burlap, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:37, archived)
# A dole office in every street?
(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:35, archived)
# nope, with free beer
and fish n chips growing on trees, we won't need money
(vork and burlap, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:38, archived)
# Hooray!
(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:38, archived)
# They should carry round bags of roses
If it works for the plauge it'll cure this. The disease that a total of 3 people (probably) have ever caught in the history of the world.
Ooooh, hadn't seen the roman numerals for this year, looks a lot better than MMIII
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:34, archived)