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# serves cheese
with the whine
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:58, archived)
# I hope that cheese is
being served on a CHEEESE BOOOARD! Otherwise it contravenes cheese safety regulations as set by the Board of Cheese
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 18:04, archived)
# and the cheese board
has to contain no more than 1% of animal fat or it's unhealthy...
(moose tequila, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 18:06, archived)
# they are at
red leicester square, right?
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 18:06, archived)
# Edam you
that's a dreadful pun
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 18:08, archived)
# just keep passing
the dutch cheese to the left hand side.
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 18:09, archived)
# These puns really take
a Feta the imagination.
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 18:11, archived)
#
I camembert it any more

/stretching it
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 18:13, archived)
#
What do you call cheese that is not yours? Nacho Cheese
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 18:14, archived)
# They're really starting
to rind me up now.

/probably time to stop
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 18:16, archived)
# yes
let's cheese off a little
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 18:20, archived)
# it is starting to
stink a bit
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 18:28, archived)
# I think you'll find
they're just maturing.
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 18:29, archived)
#
// thinks of similar jokes that arn't the 'name' type, as most cheese are named after a place

Bree Off you fancy french tart.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 18:08, archived)