Arf!B&Q staff are the most useless bunch of fuckwits in existence.
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Baz Fuck off,
Fri 9 Jan 2004, 11:48,
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Once upon a timeI was a little chef. I had to wear brown polyester slacks with a crease sown into them. All I really wanted was a white chef's hat, and a tray of piping hot foody goodness to call my own*.
*And to be paid more than £2.50/ hr. Cunting fucknards and their slave labour.
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Fri 9 Jan 2004, 11:59,
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*And to be paid more than £2.50/ hr. Cunting fucknards and their slave labour.
nope my schools exams officer is(she's entered me for three exams which i know nothing about and none that i'm actually supposed to be doing)
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lemony,
Fri 9 Jan 2004, 11:49,
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you think you've got problemshave you seen the state of the newspapers magazines in this country for cartoonists?*
* especially ones who specialise in silly fluff rather than stupid 'topical' crap
ARGH! FRUSTRATED despirited resigned to fate giving up
(* especially ones who specialise in silly fluff rather than stupid 'topical' crap
ARGH! FRUSTRATED despirited resigned to fate giving up
dotmund .co.uk,
Fri 9 Jan 2004, 11:52,
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of dear... well keep tryingand in the mean time you always have national parks mouse mat designs to fall back on
( lemony,
Fri 9 Jan 2004, 11:54,
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if it sold wellI'd negotioate for a percentage. Maybe I'll try and sell my children's book again. Which is really good. AAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH! the frustration is really getting to me
( dotmund .co.uk,
Fri 9 Jan 2004, 11:57,
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but their head officeare quick to send you gift vouchers if you write to them and tell them that their staff are fuckwits
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie,
Fri 9 Jan 2004, 11:51,
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