![Challenge Entry: Come-back TV [challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif)
Tony was lucky to land on his feet at his local B&Q...
![](http://www.boomspeed.com/kajardine/BandQCyberman.jpg)
![](http://www.boomspeed.com/kajardine/BandQCyberman.jpg)
From the Come-back TV challenge. See all 273 entries (closed)
( , Fri 9 Jan 2004, 11:47, archived)
![link to this post #](/images/board_posticon.gif)
B&Q staff are the most useless bunch of fuckwits in existence.
( ,
Fri 9 Jan 2004, 11:48,
archived)
![link to this post #](/images/board_posticon.gif)
I was a little chef. I had to wear brown polyester slacks with a crease sown into them. All I really wanted was a white chef's hat, and a tray of piping hot foody goodness to call my own*.
*And to be paid more than £2.50/ hr. Cunting fucknards and their slave labour.
( ,
Fri 9 Jan 2004, 11:59,
archived)
*And to be paid more than £2.50/ hr. Cunting fucknards and their slave labour.
![link to this post #](/images/board_posticon.gif)
(she's entered me for three exams which i know nothing about and none that i'm actually supposed to be doing)
( ,
Fri 9 Jan 2004, 11:49,
archived)
![link to this post #](/images/board_posticon.gif)
have you seen the state of the newspapers magazines in this country for cartoonists?*
* especially ones who specialise in silly fluff rather than stupid 'topical' crap
ARGH! FRUSTRATED despirited resigned to fate giving up
( ,
Fri 9 Jan 2004, 11:52,
archived)
* especially ones who specialise in silly fluff rather than stupid 'topical' crap
ARGH! FRUSTRATED despirited resigned to fate giving up
![link to this post #](/images/board_posticon.gif)
and in the mean time you always have national parks mouse mat designs to fall back on
( ,
Fri 9 Jan 2004, 11:54,
archived)
![link to this post #](/images/board_posticon.gif)
I'd negotioate for a percentage. Maybe I'll try and sell my children's book again. Which is really good. AAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH! the frustration is really getting to me
( ,
Fri 9 Jan 2004, 11:57,
archived)
![link to this post #](/images/board_posticon.gif)
are quick to send you gift vouchers if you write to them and tell them that their staff are fuckwits
( ,
Fri 9 Jan 2004, 11:51,
archived)
![link to this post #](/images/board_posticon.gif)
and if you stick in a reference to ground force it would fit the challenge ;)
( ,
Fri 9 Jan 2004, 11:49,
archived)
![link to this post #](/images/board_posticon.gif)
He wants me to take screenshots of his poorly made excel database, and use them for the website, instead of intregrating them.
And he can't seem to grasp why I think it is the shittest idea in the world.
( ,
Fri 9 Jan 2004, 11:50,
archived)
And he can't seem to grasp why I think it is the shittest idea in the world.
![link to this post #](/images/board_posticon.gif)
with the spray-paint tool
( ,
Fri 9 Jan 2004, 11:52,
archived)
![link to this post #](/images/board_posticon.gif)
just crop'n'save.... Oh'well, at lest I get an extra day's wage.
( ,
Fri 9 Jan 2004, 11:53,
archived)