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Tony was lucky to land on his feet at his local B&Q...


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( , Fri 9 Jan 2004, 11:47, archived)

B&Q staff are the most useless bunch of fuckwits in existence.
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Fri 9 Jan 2004, 11:48,
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I was a little chef. I had to wear brown polyester slacks with a crease sown into them. All I really wanted was a white chef's hat, and a tray of piping hot foody goodness to call my own*.
*And to be paid more than £2.50/ hr. Cunting fucknards and their slave labour.
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Fri 9 Jan 2004, 11:59,
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*And to be paid more than £2.50/ hr. Cunting fucknards and their slave labour.

(she's entered me for three exams which i know nothing about and none that i'm actually supposed to be doing)
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Fri 9 Jan 2004, 11:49,
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have you seen the state of the newspapers magazines in this country for cartoonists?*
* especially ones who specialise in silly fluff rather than stupid 'topical' crap
ARGH! FRUSTRATED despirited resigned to fate giving up
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Fri 9 Jan 2004, 11:52,
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* especially ones who specialise in silly fluff rather than stupid 'topical' crap
ARGH! FRUSTRATED despirited resigned to fate giving up

and in the mean time you always have national parks mouse mat designs to fall back on
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Fri 9 Jan 2004, 11:54,
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I'd negotioate for a percentage. Maybe I'll try and sell my children's book again. Which is really good. AAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH! the frustration is really getting to me
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Fri 9 Jan 2004, 11:57,
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are quick to send you gift vouchers if you write to them and tell them that their staff are fuckwits
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Fri 9 Jan 2004, 11:51,
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and if you stick in a reference to ground force it would fit the challenge ;)
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Fri 9 Jan 2004, 11:49,
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He wants me to take screenshots of his poorly made excel database, and use them for the website, instead of intregrating them.
And he can't seem to grasp why I think it is the shittest idea in the world.
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Fri 9 Jan 2004, 11:50,
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And he can't seem to grasp why I think it is the shittest idea in the world.

with the spray-paint tool
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Fri 9 Jan 2004, 11:52,
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just crop'n'save.... Oh'well, at lest I get an extra day's wage.
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Fri 9 Jan 2004, 11:53,
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