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# heidi-ho I gotsta go
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 2:44, archived)
# hehehe :)
well done :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 2:45, archived)
# The first lady ain't happy, she hits you with a handbag you are allergic to, and you die.

Death by handbag, how girly.
20% President
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 17:13, archived)
# it's just an illusion......
don't worry, be happy ...
(I helped save b3ta! 4 x 4 Chilli Phil, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 2:46, archived)
# take up clay pigeon shooting.
wear a flat cap.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 2:47, archived)
# is that the same as saying, "You're 30 now Geoff. It's time to grow up."
If fat and old it is, then fat and old it shall be!
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 2:49, archived)
# 30!
good lord, you're at least ten times older than me!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 2:54, archived)
# you're awfully articulate
for your tender age.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 2:55, archived)
# i find him awfully tender
for someone so articulate.
(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 2:57, archived)
# his mother
was a lorry
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 2:57, archived)
# and his father smells of
diesel fumes
(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 2:59, archived)
# i have the mental age
of a twenty year old.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 2:59, archived)
# I got rid of my cat flap 10 years ago, and
when she's asked I've been letting my pussy out by the back door ever since (?)
(I helped save b3ta! 4 x 4 Chilli Phil, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 2:51, archived)
# Haha
the pasties...they're funny
(Cheril, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 2:51, archived)
# Now
which holiday was that?
(Amer3tan, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 2:55, archived)