I really, really,really hate tabloids, in any form. And why is it that they have to boldify every other word? It's as if they have to attract the attention of 10 year olds to the important bits... but when your attention is drawn you find out it's a shite pun worthy of a complete, utter fuckwit.
'Page 3 girls went to con-FRONT...' Fuck's sake.
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Thu 15 Jan 2004, 14:35,
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'Page 3 girls went to con-FRONT...' Fuck's sake.
Reading age of 7.Lowest common denominator, etc.
Fucking retards.
(Fucking retards.
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?,
Thu 15 Jan 2004, 14:36,
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And the fact that they ***** out the "rude" wordsDespite having knockers on as many pages as possible, horrifically offensive racism, homophobia and the like in all the columns and just generally working to titilate the dribbling masses.
Wankers.
(Wankers.
Station,
Thu 15 Jan 2004, 14:39,
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I think you meant:"Despite having knockers on as many pages as possible, horrifically offensive racism, homophobia and the like in all the columns and just generally working to titilate the dribbling masses.
W*****s."
That's my journalistic masterclass for the day.
(W*****s."
That's my journalistic masterclass for the day.
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?,
Thu 15 Jan 2004, 14:46,
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oota muchly!
Never can have too many Directed Writing masterclasses!
(Never can have too many Directed Writing masterclasses!
Station,
Thu 15 Jan 2004, 14:49,
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just trying to sell lots of copiesand they're succeeding. All the papers are shite though, surely?
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Thu 15 Jan 2004, 14:54,
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Id sooner read the Sunthan the Guardian though - I'm a disgruntled telegraph reader
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Ambiguous,
Thu 15 Jan 2004, 14:37,
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Used to read the on-line Telegraph.Managed to get a competion in their student mag (Juiced) rigged for myself.
Until I became a real-ale drinking, beardy, lefty guardian type.
(Until I became a real-ale drinking, beardy, lefty guardian type.
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?,
Thu 15 Jan 2004, 14:39,
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Oh gods...my girlfriend was reading that to me over the phone the other day. I hate, I really really HATE, shitty teen-oriented pap like that.
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Thu 15 Jan 2004, 15:03,
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I'm not suprised you're disgruntled,reading that right-wing shite!
/Guardian
(/Guardian
Station,
Thu 15 Jan 2004, 14:41,
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Because THE most likely kind OF person TO answer THIS sort OF advertisement HAS less trouble underSTANDING words if they ARE written in BIG letters.
/llap-goch
(/llap-goch
djol,
Thu 15 Jan 2004, 14:49,
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