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# Probably been done...
...but I haven't seen it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ambiguous, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 14:15, archived)
# new labour norks!
new labour norks! new labour norks! new labour norks! new labour norks! new labour norks!

I prefer the 'Third Way' etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 14:16, archived)
# wasn't Paddy crAshdown's way the third way?
"i touched niether her left leg, nor her right leg, but somewhere in between"

/spitting image
(Clockwork, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 14:21, archived)
# god..
i remember that sketch! very funny paddy pantsdown!
(I helped save b3ta! Ambiguous, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 14:25, archived)
# so what's claire short done then?



/lives in a cave
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 14:17, archived)
# Declared war on the sun.
now every time they mention her they will have "frumpy" and/or "barmy" in front of her name.

e.g.

Today "frumpy" MP claire Short gave her "barmy" views on the colour of flip-flops. etc.
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 14:19, archived)
# shes done...
click
(I helped save b3ta! Ambiguous, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 14:19, archived)
# gah i clicked!
thesun.co.uk? i feel scummier than if i'd seen goatse!


/broadsheet reader
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 14:22, archived)
# I used to subscribe to the Page3 mailing list,
whilst at the same time being a Guardian reader.

Of course, being the genius that I am, I picked up all the e-mails whilst at work...
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 14:29, archived)
# eep
images.thesun.co.uk/picture/0,,2004020784,00.jpg

NSFW

Thats both scared and aroused me
(I helped save b3ta! -Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Thu 15 Jan 2004, 14:22, archived)
# I like the cut out petition...
...do you think they only have mspaint on the Sun office computers?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 14:23, archived)
# mmm
seamless
(Clockwork, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 14:25, archived)
# The instruction to print it out first
is rather telling.
(ivor_the_engine, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 14:41, archived)
# This makes me laugh a little more than is healthy.
"It’s pathetic of her to jump up and down about what is essentially just a pair of boobs ..."

Other than that, what a shockingly poorly written article. Reading age of 7?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 14:24, archived)
# it does look
from the bottom two comments like the tory party is desperate tot win over the sun before the next election though. That would be unfortunate
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 14:28, archived)
# It's not like the Tory party have got much chance of appealing to intelligent people, I suppose.
I'm all for freedom of the press, but The Sun is rubbish...
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 14:32, archived)
# Goddamnit
Why is it that whenever anyone says anything about the Sun (page 3 or otherwise) they always have to send fucking airheads with massive norks round to their house? It's not like it's going to accomplish anything - aside from making me laugh at their pathetic attempt to increase their reader base. I fucking hate the Sun.
(wasted industry, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 14:29, archived)
# Are you angling for a visit?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 14:31, archived)
# Fucking hell no.
Blonde? Fake bodies achieved by starving and/or liposuction? Fake breasts? I'd sooner kiss a wilderbeest.
(wasted industry, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 14:33, archived)
# Sorry.
I thought "I fucking hate the sun" was bait...
[edit: what's wrong with blondes?]
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 14:34, archived)
# tabloid press is number on
on my list of hated things i believe
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 14:31, archived)
# When I'm King
Rebekah Wade is first against the wall.

She's so evil its not funny.

And she's married to the world's worst actor, Ross Kemp.

And she deserves to die a horrible and painful death.
(I helped save b3ta! Station, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 14:33, archived)
# Married to Ross Kemp?
Hasn't she already suffered enough?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 14:34, archived)
# No
Nowhere near enough.

To quote The Big Lebowski, she should "enter a world of pain."

Any maybe someone should piss on her rug too.
(I helped save b3ta! Station, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 14:42, archived)
# Piss on her rug?
Is that a euphemism?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 14:43, archived)
# Yes,
assuming she doesn't sport a brazilian.

Maybe we should ask Ross.
(I helped save b3ta! Station, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 14:48, archived)
# I really, really,
really hate tabloids, in any form. And why is it that they have to boldify every other word? It's as if they have to attract the attention of 10 year olds to the important bits... but when your attention is drawn you find out it's a shite pun worthy of a complete, utter fuckwit.
"Page 3 girls went to con-FRONT..." Fuck's sake.
(wasted industry, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 14:35, archived)
# Reading age of 7.
Lowest common denominator, etc.
Fucking retards.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 14:36, archived)
# And the fact that they ***** out the "rude" words
Despite having knockers on as many pages as possible, horrifically offensive racism, homophobia and the like in all the columns and just generally working to titilate the dribbling masses.

Wankers.
(I helped save b3ta! Station, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 14:39, archived)
# I think you meant:
"Despite having knockers on as many pages as possible, horrifically offensive racism, homophobia and the like in all the columns and just generally working to titilate the dribbling masses.

W*****s."

That's my journalistic masterclass for the day.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 14:46, archived)
# oo
ta muchly!

Never can have too many Directed Writing masterclasses!
(I helped save b3ta! Station, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 14:49, archived)
# just trying to sell lots of copies
and they're succeeding. All the papers are shite though, surely?
(Anger...Pain...Fear...Aggression...Watercolours?, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 14:54, archived)
# Id sooner read the Sun
than the Guardian though - I'm a disgruntled telegraph reader
(I helped save b3ta! Ambiguous, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 14:37, archived)
# Used to read the on-line Telegraph.
Managed to get a competion in their student mag (Juiced) rigged for myself.
Until I became a real-ale drinking, beardy, lefty guardian type.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 14:39, archived)
# Oh gods...
my girlfriend was reading that to me over the phone the other day. I hate, I really really HATE, shitty teen-oriented pap like that.
(wasted industry, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 15:03, archived)
# I'm not suprised you're disgruntled,
reading that right-wing shite!

/Guardian
(I helped save b3ta! Station, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 14:41, archived)
#
Because THE most likely kind OF person TO answer THIS sort OF advertisement HAS less trouble underSTANDING words if they ARE written in BIG letters.

/llap-goch
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 14:49, archived)
# I think..
.. she's kissed other wimmin... in dungarees and that, with short hair....
(I helped save b3ta! -Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Thu 15 Jan 2004, 14:19, archived)
# Looked like she'll cause shit for Blair over Hutton,
so the war-loving Sun has decided to trash her in advance by raking over silly comments she made 15 years ago calling for exploitative pics of page 3 girls to be banned.
(michael_k_vegfruit, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 14:22, archived)
# I believe
she just made them all over again.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 14:25, archived)
# quite
what excellent timing.. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ambiguous, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 14:26, archived)
# Blair was very canny in allowing her to keep her job for so long
She acted as a mascot, allowing Blair to say "Look, I employ Old Labour trouble makers", enhancing his standing, all the while Clare Short was pissing away millions by funding for Right Wing Think Tanks (see the Adam Smith Institute) while Africa starved. I say shit to your International Development - its just code for funding your wanker mates.

Fucker.
(I helped save b3ta! Station, Thu 15 Jan 2004, 14:30, archived)