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but...

i strive for an fp.

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 4:35, archived)

there's always a mod on

or am i mistaken?

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ozmospanky, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 4:36, archived)

i believe there is

i've had my posts mod edited at absurd hours of the day/night

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rawr isn't really here., Sat 24 Jan 2004, 4:37, archived)

Yeh.

Look for a guy called Magic Donkey.
If he posts, respond with extreme nicenessisitude.

He will make your dreams come true.

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sof sof, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 4:37, archived)

i always thought

the magic donkey was like the easter bunny or the tooth fairy

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rawr isn't really here., Sat 24 Jan 2004, 4:38, archived)

you're thinking of

the magic dong...

many women search for it, and believe in it, for a lifetime...

...but does it really exist?

(tookishlad, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 4:41, archived)

i've been striving for almost a year now...

none for me yet

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rawr isn't really here., Sat 24 Jan 2004, 4:36, archived)

sorta reminds me of junior high, really

ah, the memories...

the callouses...

(tookishlad, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 4:39, archived)

sex never caused callouses for me...

if you lube it, they will cum...

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rawr isn't really here., Sat 24 Jan 2004, 4:40, archived)

but I already had friction issues

an outdoorsy-type, you see...

(tookishlad, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 4:41, archived)

you fuck trees?

there are support groups for that you know

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rawr isn't really here., Sat 24 Jan 2004, 4:44, archived)

hands!!!

on my hands!!!

although I did spy this sexy knothole once....

(tookishlad, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 4:46, archived)

soon my day will come

i hope, well i'll post then.

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 4:39, archived)