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[challenge entry] compy

...she was tired of forking...

(heh)

From the The Inanimate Sex Challenge challenge. See all 234 entries (closed)

(tookishlad, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 4:28, archived)
# woo to spooning!
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Sat 24 Jan 2004, 4:31, archived)
# hehehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 4:31, archived)
# your tempting me to post my compo entry
but everytime i post something during the night it gets no recognition.
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 4:32, archived)
# POST IT
POST IT HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 4:33, archived)
# but...
i strive for an fp.
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 4:35, archived)
# there's always a mod on
or am i mistaken?
(I helped save b3ta! ozmospanky, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 4:36, archived)
# i believe there is
i've had my posts mod edited at absurd hours of the day/night
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Sat 24 Jan 2004, 4:37, archived)
# Yeh.
Look for a guy called Magic Donkey.
If he posts, respond with extreme nicenessisitude.

He will make your dreams come true.
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 4:37, archived)
# i always thought
the magic donkey was like the easter bunny or the tooth fairy
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Sat 24 Jan 2004, 4:38, archived)
# you're thinking of

the magic dong...

many women search for it, and believe in it, for a lifetime...

...but does it really exist?
(tookishlad, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 4:41, archived)
# i've been striving for almost a year now...
none for me yet
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Sat 24 Jan 2004, 4:36, archived)
# sorta reminds me of junior high, really

ah, the memories...

the callouses...
(tookishlad, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 4:39, archived)
# sex never caused callouses for me...
if you lube it, they will cum...
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Sat 24 Jan 2004, 4:40, archived)
# but I already had friction issues

an outdoorsy-type, you see...
(tookishlad, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 4:41, archived)
# you fuck trees?
there are support groups for that you know
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Sat 24 Jan 2004, 4:44, archived)
# hands!!!
on my hands!!!

although I did spy this sexy knothole once....
(tookishlad, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 4:46, archived)
# soon my day will come
i hope, well i'll post then.
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 4:39, archived)
# i find that too...
but i am rarely awake and on the board when the dayshift is...

ahh well
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Sat 24 Jan 2004, 4:33, archived)
# I have no sense of timing
I either post my stuff at night when it gets little view, or else I end up posting Saturday mornings, when I guess many are still too fuzzy to come around. But, those are the hours I'm at the screen, you know?
(tookishlad, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 4:34, archived)
# i was found on here a lot more
before i discovered the wonderful game that is Star Wars: Kannnnnniggits of the Old Republic
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Sat 24 Jan 2004, 4:35, archived)