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...she was tired of forking...
(heh)
From the The Inanimate Sex Challenge challenge. See all 234 entries (closed)
( , Sat 24 Jan 2004, 4:28, archived)

but everytime i post something during the night it gets no recognition.
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Sat 24 Jan 2004, 4:32,
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i've had my posts mod edited at absurd hours of the day/night
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Sat 24 Jan 2004, 4:37,
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Look for a guy called Magic Donkey.
If he posts, respond with extreme nicenessisitude.
He will make your dreams come true.
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Sat 24 Jan 2004, 4:37,
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If he posts, respond with extreme nicenessisitude.
He will make your dreams come true.

the magic donkey was like the easter bunny or the tooth fairy
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Sat 24 Jan 2004, 4:38,
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the magic dong...
many women search for it, and believe in it, for a lifetime...
...but does it really exist?

ah, the memories...
the callouses...

if you lube it, they will cum...
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Sat 24 Jan 2004, 4:40,
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an outdoorsy-type, you see...

on my hands!!!
although I did spy this sexy knothole once....
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Sat 24 Jan 2004, 4:46,
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although I did spy this sexy knothole once....

but i am rarely awake and on the board when the dayshift is...
ahh well
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Sat 24 Jan 2004, 4:33,
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ahh well