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# CAN ANYONE ROLL?
I'm sitting here with a joint all filled out but I've got no idea how to roll, someone else always does it for me... Any ideas?

And can you tell me why anyone would smoke Drum? It's so shitty. Like Athlete.
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 0:43, archived)
# Bring it round here and I'll show you.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 0:44, archived)
# Said the vicar
Which was nice...
Should I put it all to the non gummed end? Then like... fold that over? Shit, this is hard.
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 0:46, archived)
# You have to kind of fold it before you start to roll, so that there's a crease.
Otherwise it's too loose and you get an amateurish spliff.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 0:52, archived)
# OH! It's Python :)
Woo yay :D
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 0:45, archived)
# can anyone translate this for me?
i tried babelfish and it is useless...

Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja!...
Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!


and how about this one?


Die ist ein Kinnerhunder und zwei Mackel uber und der bitte schon ist den Wunderhaus sprechensie. 'Nein' sprecht der Herren 'Ist aufern borger mit zveitingen'.
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# romans go home
but not quite

it sounds longer in German
('tin'tintin, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 0:47, archived)
#
translation.langenberg.com/
(Amer3tan, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 0:48, archived)
# doesn't quite get it...
ahh well
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# Wenn ich das Wörd stuck, gebt uns Slottermeyer!
Ja! Bei Hund das Örger die Flipperwald gespuckt!

*Laughs himself to death*


Edit: oh, translate? Both make no sense, the former even less than the latter.
(I helped save b3ta! azerty, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 0:57, archived)
# where the fuck
did you dig that gibberish up from?

:@ )
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 1:11, archived)
# try
www.overgrow.com/growfaq/1109
('tin'tintin, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 0:45, archived)
# roll
don't fold, be gentle, don't be afraid to start again when it fucks up, take your time, keep it straight, don't twist, lick one side at a time and roll onto the sticky.

or get a pipe..
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 1:02, archived)
# I'll have you know that I smoke Drum
cause it has more flavour than your average tobacco. Admittedly I originally started smoking it cause I literally had £2.25 in the whole world one day and could afford no other tobacco... but once you're used to it there's no turning back! Just you wait...

Yes Athlete are crap.
(BlackCat, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 1:30, archived)