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# In Edinburgh...
the 'Gouranga Grannies' as I call them... strange bunch of Hari Krishnas who keep saying 'Gouranga' all the time.

I worked out the best way of avoiding them is to say 'Gouranga' at them, and then of course they have to stop saying what they had just started to say in order to say 'Gouranga' back again, during which time you can run away.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2004, 21:21, archived)
# The best way to avoid
Gouranga Grannies is to bomb edinburgh till your 100% sure youve got them all. And then move to Glasgow. In fact, no. Somewhere else.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2004, 21:25, archived)
# I'd be too tempted to just keep saying
"Gouranga" over and over while they're trying to talk.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2004, 21:25, archived)
# I've thought of that too
it could be very entertaining... but I'm not quite brave enough to try!

I bet my brother would though... unfortunately he doesn't live in Edinburgh.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2004, 21:26, archived)
# I had an encounter with them...
in Glasgow, just outside the Buchanan Galleries. They tried to force me to say Gouranga, but I resisted! They made my friend buy them some milk in Sainsbury's, he was scared of them, so he did...
(, Tue 27 Jan 2004, 21:25, archived)
# A friend of mine
who had just been at the bakers, turned around and shouted, "I'M EATING A CAKE!" in his best Harry Enfield style voice.

It was funny at the time.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2004, 21:40, archived)