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# Fowl behaviour...
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 9 Feb 2004, 11:55, archived)
# Blinging
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 9 Feb 2004, 11:56, archived)
# arf!
great caption :)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 9 Feb 2004, 11:58, archived)
# ha ha
I love that joke. Almost as much as I love the "Des Lynam, but he's just a common 'tater" joke
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 9 Feb 2004, 11:59, archived)
# yay
that ruined my cover of hard-work in the office
(mrmonkfish yolo420weedwizard, Mon 9 Feb 2004, 12:01, archived)
# I have found a rich vein
of animal themed jokes that may work as images.

My flatmate made a good joke the other morning when someone suggested a bamboo garden-

"You don't wanna do that. Encourages pandas and they are proper fuckers to evict."
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 9 Feb 2004, 12:01, archived)
# are they?
/didn't know that about pandas
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 9 Feb 2004, 12:07, archived)
# Like it

My local shop sells dried ostrich meat. Haven't tried it yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 9 Feb 2004, 12:01, archived)
# Have eaten
ostrich burgers- taste quite like beef strangely enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 9 Feb 2004, 12:02, archived)
# never had burgers
but lean cuts of ostrich are lovely - dark meat, so somewhere between beef and a less fatty duck.
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 9 Feb 2004, 12:09, archived)
# sounds tasty
but then us Dutchers eat horses
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 9 Feb 2004, 12:03, archived)
# there's a shop a friend of mine works in
sells ostrich burgers, which are quite nice but i preferred the kangaroo.
haven't tried the crocodile yet
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 9 Feb 2004, 12:06, archived)
# Fowl!
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 9 Feb 2004, 12:07, archived)
# Woot!
hahahahaha
(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Mon 9 Feb 2004, 12:10, archived)
# woo
(ivor_the_engine, Mon 9 Feb 2004, 12:15, archived)