In THAT case,why not get some models to mug the bidesmaids and steal their dresses, so that in all the photos the bridesmaids are much prettier than her?
Or if she has tiny bridesmaids, feed them tons of chocolate so they vom on her dress in the middle of the ceremony (apparently this happened at a wedding someone here went to)
Or get the vicar pissed in advance.
Or quietly let the groom's mum know what the bride's mum said about her hat/husband/drink problem.
Or sit at the back and laugh bitterly and loudly all the way through the service.
...that sort of thing?
(Or if she has tiny bridesmaids, feed them tons of chocolate so they vom on her dress in the middle of the ceremony (apparently this happened at a wedding someone here went to)
Or get the vicar pissed in advance.
Or quietly let the groom's mum know what the bride's mum said about her hat/husband/drink problem.
Or sit at the back and laugh bitterly and loudly all the way through the service.
...that sort of thing?
Dr Phil Kitten,
Thu 22 Aug 2002, 11:42,
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leave copiesof any embarassing or *cough* private photos you might have on each of the tables at the reception.
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Craymen,
Thu 22 Aug 2002, 11:51,
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Or harness the power of PotatoShopand make some embarassing private photos to print out and leave on tables...
( Ptortoise,
Thu 22 Aug 2002, 12:03,
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ooh.those could be really embarassing. Good one.
( Dr Phil Kitten,
Thu 22 Aug 2002, 12:06,
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woo!You could hire a Jester's outfit and run around the reception playing hilarious and dangerous "pranks" on the guests, and then loudly make a scene when you demand your payment from the groom.
You could stand up in the middle of the service, quietly make your way to behind the altar, and stand there having a wee.
You could take along a stereo and play "I Am The One and Only" by Chesney Hawkes over the top of the organ as she walks in. For added points, scream "remember this? this was OUR song!" as she passes you.
You could let down the tyres on the wedding car. Or poison the horses if she's coming in a carriage.
This is fun. I like this game.
(You could stand up in the middle of the service, quietly make your way to behind the altar, and stand there having a wee.
You could take along a stereo and play "I Am The One and Only" by Chesney Hawkes over the top of the organ as she walks in. For added points, scream "remember this? this was OUR song!" as she passes you.
You could let down the tyres on the wedding car. Or poison the horses if she's coming in a carriage.
This is fun. I like this game.
Dr Phil Kitten,
Thu 22 Aug 2002, 12:05,
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hmmmyou have far too many good ideas for this! The third one down is bloody hillarious though. Something I would expect to see in a TV comedy sketch show.
( Dr Drink,
Thu 22 Aug 2002, 12:09,
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Set your mobile phone to its loudest ring,then get someone to ring you during the middle of the ceremony. Stand up and say "(her name) that was the clinic. Your syphilis should have cleared up by the weekend"
(,
Thu 22 Aug 2002, 12:18,
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thank you!I'm getting married next year so the fear of what might go wrong is high in my mind.
Although Chesney has never been "our song" for any relationships I've ever had.
(Although Chesney has never been "our song" for any relationships I've ever had.
Dr Phil Kitten,
Thu 22 Aug 2002, 12:20,
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in that case you know your just not in the "one" relationship thats ment to bewhen chesney plays, you know that god ment it to be.
its in the bible and all, honest...
(,
Thu 22 Aug 2002, 12:24,
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its in the bible and all, honest...
It's not too lateto change that. Tomsk may need a little persuading, perhaps.
( Craymen,
Thu 22 Aug 2002, 12:25,
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