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[challenge entry] Drive By Toasters



It was late, and it was Banana milkshakes all round.

From the Household Implements of Doom! challenge. See all 157 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 24 Aug 2002, 17:02, archived)
# The subject line
conjured up strange images of fat Americans buying toast from the comfort of their cars.
I've seen drive thru mattress stores, so I could believe it...
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sat 24 Aug 2002, 17:04, archived)
# I watched an
American couple block a whole footpath earlier this summer...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 24 Aug 2002, 17:06, archived)
# i was in my favourite bar last night
and it was full of twattish american sailors. bastards. the most impolite and arrogant people ever.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sat 24 Aug 2002, 17:11, archived)
# At least
we view a toothbrush as more than a novelty item ;-)
(BakeSnake, Sat 24 Aug 2002, 17:33, archived)
# i take off my bowler hat to that
sweeping generalization, perpetuated by one of america's most talented people, mike myers.


i know, i know, but all the best americans are canadian
(doltage, Sat 24 Aug 2002, 17:53, archived)
# I've had that self same discussion
with a Canadian admittedly.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sat 24 Aug 2002, 18:09, archived)
# huzzah

and with that i bid you fond farewell. i'm off to beach myself in cornwall for a week, then term starts again and the youth of today will be draining my powers of hummus. I won't have time to be around here much

unless i'm about to realise the power of addiction...


;o)
(sye, Sat 24 Aug 2002, 17:16, archived)
# Please
bring back the wig.....
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 24 Aug 2002, 17:24, archived)
# bye
sye
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 24 Aug 2002, 17:31, archived)