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# A WARNING TO YOU ALL
the use of spong on b3ta is deteriorating into a spastic wankspasm.

please follow these simple guidelines :

NOTE : the original spong...


1) give amusing (preferably historical celebrity) image unnatural white eyes

2) add small pupils. THEY MUST POINT IN AN ICEY STARE IN THE SAME DIRECTION. pupils pointing in silly directions are not spongworthy. the stare is designed to induce fear, guilt, and terror.

3) a fez, if posssible. this may not always be possible, so please use your judgement.

4) the word spong does not have to be applied to the image. we are all now quite familiar with the spong(TM) technique.

that is all. pay attention, you at the back. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Sun 25 Aug 2002, 1:34, archived)
# if there is a god
he would get a b3ta admin to frontpage the fucker so that we get back to the old-skool b3ta concept. i'm sure a few of you know what i'm talking about ;)
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Sun 25 Aug 2002, 1:38, archived)
# admins commented that spongs are
not welcome on the board the other evening :o(

I was quite upset as I like a nice spong
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sun 25 Aug 2002, 1:45, archived)
# well the admins can shove them up their arse.
and anyway. they weren't PROPER spongs.

do you see?
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Sun 25 Aug 2002, 1:49, archived)
# I
see
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sun 25 Aug 2002, 1:52, archived)
# No spong?
I haven't even done one yet!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sun 25 Aug 2002, 1:51, archived)
# i know
its just wrong !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sun 25 Aug 2002, 1:53, archived)
# In that case
I'd better get mine in before they wake up.
(Indole Ring, Sun 25 Aug 2002, 2:06, archived)
# like it
hehehe...

( well of course I'd like it more if it wasnt banned.... oh the insanity of it all )
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sun 25 Aug 2002, 2:20, archived)
# ok... I'll bite
I'm a newbie what was the old skool b3ta vision?
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 25 Aug 2002, 1:47, archived)
# hehehe just read the post
the picture is the original spong - blank staring eyes - preferably a fez. it's all a bit terry gilliam really.
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Sun 25 Aug 2002, 1:51, archived)
# you mean like this
(Hairy Midget, Sun 25 Aug 2002, 1:48, archived)
# THAT kind sir
is spong personified. now give the cunt a fez!
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Sun 25 Aug 2002, 1:55, archived)
# hours of fun: HATS
www.villagehatshop.com/hats_novelty_historical_hats.html
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sun 25 Aug 2002, 1:57, archived)
# Does this mean
that most of the spongs at spong dot tk are not valid spongs?

How about gnops? are there rules for gnops too?
?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 25 Aug 2002, 1:49, archived)
# great site
some spongs miss idea though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Sun 25 Aug 2002, 1:53, archived)
# .
oh my god i tittered like a cat in a washing machine at that one.
(Hairy Midget, Sun 25 Aug 2002, 1:38, archived)
# I do like the phrase
spastic wankspasm though.
I shall add it to my lexicon.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sun 25 Aug 2002, 2:01, archived)
# do that
and ye shall be rewarded with a big stringy fannywank

(that's a good thing, by the way(
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Sun 25 Aug 2002, 2:08, archived)
# I've used fannywank before
I thought I had been original, but perhaps not.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sun 25 Aug 2002, 2:13, archived)
# ah BUT
what about a BIG STRINGY fannywank? eh? EH?
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Sun 25 Aug 2002, 2:18, archived)