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# or:
fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.

and im really off to bed this time.
(I helped save b3ta! droogii why stay still when you can roll, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 5:23, archived)
# Or drinking American beer
is like having sex in a canoe.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 10 Mar 2004, 5:34, archived)
# No. I've had sex in a canoe *twice*.
(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 5:35, archived)
# I once canoed
40 miles naked.

/edit: Canuding
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 10 Mar 2004, 6:04, archived)
# Lucky you
I've only ever canoodled in a canoe.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 6:04, archived)
# I'm American
And I make my own beer. Therefore by definition, "American Beer." It is a most heady brew that tastes vaguely like root beer. Knocks you on your ass (about 18% by volume).
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 5:41, archived)
# As have I
and it is delightful.

By comparison, would you compare your brew to the heartlessness of typical American beer?

American beer is like having sex in a canoe, because it's "fucking close to water"
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 10 Mar 2004, 5:45, archived)
# I get the joke...
I never buy the mass produced stuff. I used to live about 2 miles from the Thomas Kemper brewery... Good stuff.
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 5:52, archived)
# My tendancies are toward imports and micros.
Pete's Wicked, Sam Adams, Anchor Steam, and Guiniess are worthy. I like big flavo(u)r!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 10 Mar 2004, 5:59, archived)
# really?
I live close to Hale's Ales, although my favorite local (Seattle, WA, USA) brew is Mac and Jack's African Amber. It's double hopped and damn yummy.
(ShigTheNewt isn't funny. -_-, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 8:24, archived)
# certainly Miller
is fucking close to water.
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 5:43, archived)
# I was once in Milwaulkee, Wisconsin
and asked for a 'local beer'. They offered me Miller. Realizing the bartendress was clueless, I then asked for any micro-brew.

(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 10 Mar 2004, 5:47, archived)
# Miller High Life
Is the worst beer I've ever had.

And yet, I've a friend here, who's Canadian who will defend it for hours on end when he's toasted. Canadian beer is superior by far to American, and yet...

Oh well

Yay for homemade though. If it's black and gurgles at me when I'm about to drink it, I'm all for it!
(Ecclesia, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 5:47, archived)
# Miller High Life
is not a *terrible* American beer. I like the bottle shape better than the contents, and so have many of my dates. Good in a pinch.

(an imprompteu secret I'll share with you all)
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 10 Mar 2004, 5:51, archived)
# ROFL
Horrible!
(Ecclesia, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 5:53, archived)
# Not horrible
just creative.

and fun!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 10 Mar 2004, 6:00, archived)
# Mind out for that vacuum effect.
*ouch*
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Wed 10 Mar 2004, 8:49, archived)