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# why do I keep reading
OUT YOU DEMONS OF SURREY
every time you post?
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:19, archived)
# cos
your seeing what you want to see

plus surrey has the highest demon content per square mile than the rest of the UK. 100% FACT*

actual demon content may vary from advertised amount
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:20, archived)
# I met the surrey demons once
they offered me popcorn
(Cockfosters!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:21, archived)
# oh
right
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:23, archived)
# i was once
a demon in Surrey*


*this actually is true, sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:27, archived)
# There is a hellmouth in Surrey*
*The above statement cannot be proven
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:21, archived)
# dont tell buffy
whatever you do
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:28, archived)