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# I win.



ha.


Edit:Now its photoshopped.
(noaudience, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:15, archived)
# the fat cat contest?
did i miss something?
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:17, archived)
# why do I keep reading
OUT YOU DEMONS OF SURREY
every time you post?
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:19, archived)
# cos
your seeing what you want to see

plus surrey has the highest demon content per square mile than the rest of the UK. 100% FACT*

actual demon content may vary from advertised amount
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:20, archived)
# I met the surrey demons once
they offered me popcorn
(Cockfosters!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:21, archived)
# oh
right
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:23, archived)
# i was once
a demon in Surrey*


*this actually is true, sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:27, archived)
# There is a hellmouth in Surrey*
*The above statement cannot be proven
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:21, archived)
# dont tell buffy
whatever you do
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:28, archived)
# AAARRRHHHGGGG!!!!!
what the hell is that?
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:17, archived)
# "WHY AM I SOOOO BIG?"
Tiddles said whilst looking down at the other cats
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:24, archived)
# hmmm
nice pussy

i would (to both)

edit 2: unless evidence can be provided that you did in fact shop that picture i will have to revoke my woo. however the i would still stands
edit 3: the woo is hereby revoked.
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:17, archived)
# now now
lets not be rude to newcomers

where are your manners.

ask permission first
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:18, archived)
# but where's the sport in that?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:19, archived)
# my friend has a theory
if you can die and still win, its a sport

if you can die and cant win, its a game
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:21, archived)
# good point
*retracts previous statement after seeing pic is ripped from another site*

you can have her without asking now
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:22, archived)
# good
call
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:17, archived)
# hmmmm


i don't mean to seem rude, (welcome to b3ta and stuff)

but did you make that? i'm sure i've seen it before
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:17, archived)
# That's not real.
1. No bridge.
2. There's no cat in the world that large.*
3. I can't believe it.


*100% of FACT
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:18, archived)
# hmm?
www.snopes.com/photos/animals/bigcat2.asp
(Mr_Rense, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:19, archived)
# Well spotted.
So the next question is:
Why aren't we all shouting at this person for posting un-altered photos that they found lying around the internet?
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:23, archived)
# we are
just very subtly
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:24, archived)
# actually it's their first post
if you shout, i'll give you a wedgie
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:25, archived)
# thats why i mentioned the subtle part

*ahem*
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:26, archived)
# BLAH BLAH SHOUT BLAH
*INSERT ABUSIVE NEWBIE COMMENT HERE*

awaits wedgie
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:27, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/2859622
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:32, archived)
# and your point is?
that was reasonably fluffy and to someone who had just said "wtf" as well

shouting is cunty
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:34, archived)
# it was sarcastically fluffy

which is much better than shouting any day
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:36, archived)
# agreed
No offense. :)
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:43, archived)
# i cant be arsed
im eating prawn crackers.
(Mr_Rense, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:26, archived)
# pr0n crackers?
with extra jizz?
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:27, archived)
# Indeed...
And it's been there for a few weeks now.
(JamesG, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:25, archived)
# That, madam,
is one freaking enormous cat.
(Llyr, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:19, archived)
# thats a fat pussy
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:19, archived)
# it's not fat
it's just big boned
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:20, archived)
# that's what they all say

myself included
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:22, archived)
# and me
..
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:24, archived)
# I WANT I WANT I WANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mind you, he/she'd flatten My other cats (the Mofo huge cat, not the girl)
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:20, archived)
# I do beleive that
that is not your cat, correct me if I'm wrong. But that is a far cut down version
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:20, archived)
# Haha!
I like the edit
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 10 Mar 2004, 19:34, archived)