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# TJ:
The cutest thing I've seen this day!

edit: Yep, the blond couldn't find the stairs..
(devilstick, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 22:34, archived)
# OMG that totally is!!!!
*opens up Potatoshop*

*begins to plot*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 22:37, archived)
# i find that
racist and offensive.
edit: well, not really.
(I helped save b3ta! cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 22:37, archived)
# you know what's very sad?
when a baby duck is born the first moving thing it sees is imprinted as its 'mother'. males use this in later life when they're trying to find a mate, they look for one who looks like their mother. However, if an egg makes its way into the wrong nest (happens with goldeneyes and mallards a lot for some reason). the male goldeneye will have the female mallard imprinted and so later will try it on with mallards who of course ignore it, and it will also ignore the advances of lady goldeneyes, so it dies alone, having never got his end away.
(I helped save b3ta! Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 22:38, archived)
# are you trying to say
i'm adopted?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 22:41, archived)
# damned duck
hating mallards!

yes, I do realise the illogicityness of that sentence
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 22:49, archived)
# aaaaaaawwwwwwww
aaaaaawwwwwwwww
CUTENESS OVERLOAD.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 22:40, archived)