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# Knock 'n' Run
in Australia.

We prefered 'Knock 'n' Bag'...
But only for those you REALLY didn't like.
(jimono equal parts lack & fail, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:03, archived)
# i think it was originally called
ring-some-guy's-doorbell-and-run-away-and-hide-before-he-answers-and-sees-you.
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:05, archived)
# I think I saw a Lascaux cave painting
of that game
(Cheril, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:08, archived)
# yes but back then
they peeked inside their victum's cave and threw a rock at them and ran away.
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:09, archived)
# ooh Lascaux
I've been there, I'd totally forgotten about it, nice place, thanks for reminding me!

(We just called it Knock and Run... inventive!)
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:14, archived)
# don't miss the "knock 'n' bag" painting
when you go again
(Cheril, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:15, archived)
# heh heh yeah
I hear it's painted in poo
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:17, archived)
# Knock 'n' Bag
amounted to lighting a paper bag full of barker's eggs then knocking and running to a vantage point to observe the ensuing stomping.
(jimono equal parts lack & fail, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:10, archived)
# barker's eggs?
(Cheril, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:11, archived)
# I think he may be alluding
to canine faeces
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:12, archived)
# i think i got it
barker=dog
egg=poop
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:12, archived)
# Doodie?
Yeah, sorry
Aussie slang.
(jimono equal parts lack & fail, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:13, archived)
# you aussie's
and your crazy slang
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:15, archived)
# Grouse
Bewdy bonza, Cobber


any Aussies would know we don't say all the stereotypical crap that's attributed to us!
(jimono equal parts lack & fail, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:18, archived)
# Nobody in any country
actually uses the stereotypical crap that's attributed to them. That's no reason not to take the piss for it though.

Och aye the noo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:19, archived)
# Like, that's totally true
(Cheril, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:20, archived)
# you've hit the nail on the head
old bean
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:22, archived)
# such as crikey?
and throw another shrimp on the barbie?

and oi look, there's a kangaroo lets throw a boomarang at it? thats one of my favorites.
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:20, archived)
# Oh... don't tell me....
that's North Wales... isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:21, archived)
# Oes
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:22, archived)
# In Sydney
we have Kangaroo Taxis. 100% FACT*



* may be 100% bullshit
(jimono equal parts lack & fail, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:23, archived)
# In England
we have 3 taps, Cold-water, Hot-water and Tea*


*this doesn't really need a disclaimer does it?
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:27, archived)
# But you don't have showers
and only have a bath once every two weeks


*hides from ensuing barrage*
(jimono equal parts lack & fail, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:30, archived)
# every two weeks?
I haven't had a bath in the last two years!
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:40, archived)
#
looks like a barrage of ennui
(Cheril, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:40, archived)
# yeah we do that too
we really dont have a name for it. We just say, "lets light a bag of dog shit on fire and watch that guy stomp it out."
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:11, archived)
# I thought you discussed
politics and the latest social
(Cheril, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:14, archived)
# they only leave lit bags of shit
on the doorsteps of leading political figures these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:15, archived)
# yep
Bush has yet to catch on.
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:16, archived)
# oh dear
I now have the words "burning bush" going round my head...
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 6:18, archived)
# naw.

he got a shot for that back when he was in the reserves.
(tookishlad, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 7:14, archived)
# we actually did have a name for it

shit stomping.

(that was florida/usa/1980's)
(tookishlad, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 7:14, archived)