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# have another
this woman was at the hospital signin in cuz she was about to have her baby and the lady says is ur husband going to be here she was like no i am not married the lady said waht about your boyfriend she said no i dont have one after she went into labor and had the baby the nurse comes in and says miss your baby is half black she says i was in a porno becuase i had no money i did what i had to do then she says he has eyes like a chinese man she says i was in a porno i had no money i did what i had to do she says um miss he has bright blonde hair the girl says i was in a porno i had no money i did what i had to do the nurse lays the baby in the womans arms and it starts to cry and the lady say OH THANK GOD and the nurse says excuse me and the lady says i thought the wanker was gunna start barking
(flakeygoathairs, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:10, archived)
#
Random bus stop fizzy pastille photoshop MVC ole! doctor future the full index tryout men lite thursday biscuits
(I helped save b3ta! Thy Maker Has it really been that long?, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:12, archived)
# very old,
and a lack of punctuation hurts my brain.
Shop us a kitten.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:12, archived)
# Hey Kami
How did you manage to get your new icons so quickly? I donated on Thursday and I haven't got fuzzy bumblebee etc yet :( It was a bank transfer, so maybe they didn't get it yet, I s'pose :(
(I helped save b3ta! Thy Maker Has it really been that long?, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:14, archived)
# Not sure how bank transfers work,
but I'd assume it's a couple of working days. Did mine through Paypal.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:17, archived)
# Ahhh
makes sense. Ta matey :)
(I helped save b3ta! Thy Maker Has it really been that long?, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:19, archived)
# i concur.
WTFAYBOA?
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:12, archived)
# Here's a full stop: .
Use it.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:13, archived)
# .
www.usepunctuation.com/cuzthatmakesitreadable.html
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:13, archived)
# i clicked


/hang
/shame
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:17, archived)
# Subject: acetate crag stiletto o'clock accusative
yearn,

dinnertime rex crap teletypesetting granville bowfin antipasto commonplace nicotinamide delhi imperial playful shiv whish cult belle barrett airway adamant concave typography pluck bevy anthropomorphic earthy swank ameslan plenary neurosis obsequious flamingo bainite below levine

cretaceous,
quod byword
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:15, archived)
# bah
i keep getting that email - fucking irritating it is...
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:16, archived)
# quite bizarre though
i get about 20 copies a day at the moment ... :(

(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:17, archived)
# this is
neither the time nor the place for that sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:15, archived)
# 100% of fact.
This is supposed to be a family board!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:16, archived)
# well i wasnt really thinking
of the whole family thing, the language round here is atrocious at the besdt of times, what i meant was it isnt the place for jokes, not in new threads anyhow
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:18, archived)
# I know :)
I was just being a cockbadger.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:21, archived)
# Pissing shitflaps
this is why I don't come on at weekends...
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:20, archived)
#
?
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:22, archived)
# hehehe
That am good.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:24, archived)
# Wha?
My brain hurts
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Sat 13 Mar 2004, 13:24, archived)