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[challenge entry] Two of mankind's greatest vices: combined through SINNOVATION!
in a nostradamic fit i made this product before the contest was even a twinkling in some lucky fellow's eye. nevertheless, here 'tis.

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From the Gloots! - Co-joined Product Innovation challenge. See all 388 entries (closed)

(shishiodoshi, Sat 27 Mar 2004, 8:28, archived)
# I'd buy that for a dollar!
Lovely website too.
(Marwood, Sat 27 Mar 2004, 8:39, archived)
# is tonight "smash-tv-reference-night"?
...or am i living through a series of bizarre coincidences?
(shishiodoshi, Sat 27 Mar 2004, 8:46, archived)
# Hmm, shishiodoshi
What note do you clack at then?

Edit: Cripes! Over 24000 users these days! We rival small towns now!

Edit2: Oh my, how camp your rear label is...
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 27 Mar 2004, 8:55, archived)
# yup
this place is like village of the damned...
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 27 Mar 2004, 9:11, archived)
# Argh, you're all turning japanese!
Now Snow has arrived as well!

I must find a new name to blend in with!
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 27 Mar 2004, 9:14, archived)
# SOU DA YO.
welcome to the keiretsu. i will defeat you and take your wife and stipend.


no, well, not really.
(shishiodoshi, Sat 27 Mar 2004, 9:22, archived)
# Stipend! Hah!
I can't even afford to EAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 27 Mar 2004, 9:25, archived)
# a scary thought
except town b3ta would kick other towns' a----. (profanity not inventive enough to spell out.)

i'll take that last remark as applying to the bottle thankyou.
(shishiodoshi, Sat 27 Mar 2004, 9:19, archived)
# Yes.
As it was meant. It would certainly be a curious place to live, although I fear everyone would be rather rude to one another if they didn't first show them a pretty picture before initiating conversation.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 27 Mar 2004, 9:23, archived)
# Wow!
Now you can get many types of cancers with one product!

Hi, I've been wasting much time on b3ta for awhile, but I've never registered before.
(ladycat, Sat 27 Mar 2004, 8:56, archived)
# *waves*
Hiya!

Welcome, kitten, chair, never leave, blah blah blah... sorry for the hurry, gotta dash, byeeee!
(Marwood, Sat 27 Mar 2004, 8:58, archived)
# 'lo!
(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Sat 27 Mar 2004, 8:58, archived)
# ten minutes!
must be some kind of record, i think.
(shishiodoshi, Sat 27 Mar 2004, 8:59, archived)
# it's almost like witnessing a birth...
IN HELL!
(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Sat 27 Mar 2004, 9:02, archived)
# Welcome.
Piggy in the middle refers to the fact that:

a) We lack indiginous monkey species in England, not including Day time tv hosts and Ant and Dec,

and

b) it's the small fat kid who is usually 'in the middle' when someone steals something of his or hers, causing much hilarity among the crueller schoolyard elements, and causing severe psychological damage to the piggy...

Heh, or at least that's my take on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 27 Mar 2004, 9:04, archived)