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# he
was the american evangelist, who said america deserved to have planes flown into its big buildings, because they had turned from god, and were all sodomisers, single parents, idolators, abortionists, covetors of neighbours oxen, and the like.

he was Bush's favourite preacher. nice. he's also a big fat tub of christian lard.
(Zannusi-Beatz, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 6:39, archived)
# sounds like Bill Hicks
btw:I score 2 in that exciting list. Can anyone beat that?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 6:41, archived)
# i believe he is also rather litigous
www.hfac.uh.edu/comm/media_libel/img.d/falwell.jpg

Im sure he sued the mfor this,though i cant remember if he won or not.
(Zannusi-Beatz, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 6:46, archived)
# the scores on the door.
3 maybe 4 at a push i reckon
(Zannusi-Beatz, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 6:47, archived)
# I couldn't claim the ox one
as far as I know my neighbour has cats - not oxen.

Her name is Themis - and she's slightly odd. She runs an organisation called S.N.I.P (the Society for Neutering Islingtons Pussys).

And phones the local paper everyday to say who hasn't paid their road tax.

I wouldn't covert her cats, as they smell and are called things like "Mr Fluffy."
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 6:50, archived)
# SNIP
Ooh, I've encountered them before as well when I used to live at the Angel.
Lots of mad people in Islington.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 6:54, archived)
# Our nieghbours have 3 chickens
Called Philipena, Mattalena and Russalena, which we covert at the weekend mostly, for up to twenty minutes at a time. Does that make us bad?
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 7:00, archived)
# good names.
are they pets or dinner? (rejected gameshow idea no 43)
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 7:03, archived)
# I want to make them into dinner
as they are very plump now. They do eat a lot of slugs and frogs though...
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 7:10, archived)
# didn't know they ate prey
I thought they ate corn. Woo. I'm learning new stuff. Knowlege is power.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 7:12, archived)
# They also
hold their heads at an angle - thus making them appear friendly to their prey before they attack. Sneaky buggers they are.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 7:17, archived)
# The 15 degree rule being used for EVIL?
Wow. Wonder if I can go mugging tonight with this super knowledge.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 7:20, archived)
# Oh yes indeed
Most images of osama show him at a slight angle. That's why we think he's really friendly.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 7:38, archived)
# it's true.
see how evil he is straight on.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 8:21, archived)
# but his gun is at 15 degrees
and so looks kinda cute.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 8:58, archived)
# Pet egg building chickens
They get in our garden and eat all invertabrate life they find showing no mercy, which is why I admire them. Mrs tea thinks they are pastural.

I think you should develop the game show concept it would be tasteless and shocking.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 7:10, archived)
# tasteless and shocking - fine attributes for TV
for our jaded palates.

Although I want a show called "The Week in Animals" which features the best "and finally" items for the worlds news programs.

Oooh, and my friend at C4 tells me that they've recently commissioned a show called Gay Animals.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 25 Oct 2001, 7:18, archived)