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# just got written warning:
TO BE A WINNING TEAM WE MUST BEHAVE LIKE ONE!

What's Out -

Getting in at 9.00 or even worse later
Leaving early to take care of personal things (we all have Saturdays, Sundays and Days Off for that)
Surfing the net - wont earn you a penny (even if it is a client's web site)
Reading joke emails
Conversing with friends by email - why don't you just get on the phone to them - because you know it's wrong!
Sharing jpegs and mpegs with colleagues
Discussing last nights TV
Discussing tonight's TV
Take 1+ hours for lunch
Taking snide sick days because you had a skin full the night before
Holding non-work related discussions whilst others are trying to work (which is all day!)
(bestnotgiveitout, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 9:20, archived)
# would a verbal
warning be given like this:



Tell your boss, to be a winning team, you should all be paid exactly the same amount.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 9:27, archived)
# a verbal gerbil
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 9:51, archived)
# that sounds
more like a panicking team than a winning one.

Is shouting 'fire' work related or not?
(I helped save b3ta! mrbrong, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 9:28, archived)
# BTW
do you work for tottenham by any chance?
(I helped save b3ta! mrbrong, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 10:07, archived)
# Miserable Corporate Wankers
Typical, sounds like standard managerial course patronising brainwash bollocks arse if you ask me. Don't they realise that a happy worker is a productive worker?
(I helped save b3ta! chocolatewomble I mostly lurk, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 9:30, archived)
# Besides......
.....What the flip do we know about winning teams? When was the last time we won anything?
(I helped save b3ta! chocolatewomble I mostly lurk, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 9:32, archived)
# what a
(redifusion, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 9:31, archived)
# you made that up!
(please tell me you made that up!)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 9:45, archived)
# send it back
with a note saying "is this really relevant to the task in hand?"
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 9:57, archived)
# Management Wanky Braintoss
Sounds like your boss has a small penis and no brain. I am a boss and i spend all day fucking about and fully expect my team to do so. If he wants advice tell him to get in touch.

Blah blah blah
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 10:23, archived)
# Did they know?
That such keen behaviour is tantamount to ruination??

Idleness

I personally live by this...

I am a Lazy-spendthrift(?) -
(I helped save b3ta! Sam, Thu 7 Mar 2002, 10:34, archived)