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# Jesus was a black man?
I'm new. ( and dutch )

You know those t-shirts saying 'Jesus was a black man?'... So I made Mr T. White..


(daankenobi, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:34, archived)
# i made a t-shirt
which said
"Bach was a black man"

no-one liked it
so i've only worn it 2wice
(Market Man, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:35, archived)
# I WANT THAT SHIRT!
How much?
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:36, archived)
# :P
(Market Man, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:36, archived)
# Perhaps
you could have capitalized on the popularity of 'bootylicious' by creating a T-shirt that said 'Baby's got Bach' instead.

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! froopyscot may have a prehensile cock, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:37, archived)
# dammit
(Market Man, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:38, archived)
# Wohoa!
Welkom op B3ta, Je zult nooit meer vertrekken. :P
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:36, archived)
# ist du landwortetorte?
(1, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:37, archived)
# The guy is dutch
So i speak to him in his native language. (welcome to b3ta, you'll never leave.)
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:38, archived)
# Ja, mit kartoffel zimmer.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:38, archived)
# Why does everyone who sees dutch
start to talk in german? It's NOT the same! It's not even alike!

*cries*

Edit: "yes, with potato chamber" ???
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:39, archived)
# That is the only piece of
a foriegn language I knew. I recognise the difference between German/Dutch, but thought I would join in.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:43, archived)
# I know the difference!
I am no eikel
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:52, archived)
# that might be the best
response I've ever read
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:42, archived)
# Seconded
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:43, archived)
# Argh, nederlanders!
(oops sorry, hallo!)
(devilstick, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:38, archived)
# *breaks out the picnic
of mashed potato and pickled herring*
(dognutz, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:41, archived)
# You're forgetting
Hagelslag, drop and boerenkool met worst
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:43, archived)
# And I hate all of that :)
Just give me some lasagna or something!
(devilstick, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:43, archived)
# welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:37, archived)
# but ... jesus *was* a black man
jesus was a batman
oh no ... that was bruce wayne
/genius

welcome! (I'd say that in dutch but all I can remember is "two beers please")
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:37, archived)
# Me too
and 'How much for the boy as well?'
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:38, archived)
# Jesus wasnt really black.
People from Israel arnt black..
(daankenobi, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:40, archived)
# it's a quote
from a song

and he was blacker than me
(or at least he would have been if he actually existed)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:44, archived)
# he did exist
its just is he the son of god and the messiah thats the point of conjecture
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:53, archived)
# He's not the messiah
He's a very naughty boy.
(quiltypig, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 16:06, archived)
# pffft
sorry ... took a while to sink in.

(bishop/actress/etc)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:47, archived)
# great song

Heros by Black Grape, everyone should own this song.

Sean Ryder made Pop-Eye cry...
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 16:07, archived)
# Neem een wauw voor deze wonderschone fotoschop
Wauw joepie hopla :P (woo yay houpla)
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:49, archived)