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# :( dont feel happy bout posting this now

all i asked for was help:(
(Lucy-Furr, Fri 2 Apr 2004, 3:11, archived)
# Oh dear.
Watch your back, there's Vikings about. You have been warned.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 2 Apr 2004, 3:13, archived)
# /me steals
Nimble Colin's lunch
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Fri 2 Apr 2004, 3:15, archived)
# Unleash the Vikings
*Blows Ancient Horn of Viking Summoning (+2)*
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Fri 2 Apr 2004, 3:15, archived)
# *Rolls dice or somesuch...*
*...then realises he never played AD&D and as such doesn't have a fucking clue what happens now*
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 2 Apr 2004, 3:17, archived)
# You look at the Dice,
then just say the words 'It worked'. Noramly the GM guy is sat so far away from you he will never notice. Using this method mean you never need to read the rules. and you always survive.
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Fri 2 Apr 2004, 3:18, archived)
# Could apply this to other games...
...say...erm... Javelin?
1.Throw
2.Raise hand as if to shield from the Sun
3.Look pleased
4.Say "It worked"
5.Win
6.Get ladies
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 2 Apr 2004, 3:21, archived)
# What you need for that
is a well timed diversion. At the moment the Javlin leaves your hand, the distraction should happen. It should happen for long enough for you to run out, stick the javlin in the ground, run back and look pleased. If you have a friend whho is willing to set themselves on fire, it will work a treat.
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Fri 2 Apr 2004, 3:24, archived)
# A distraction you say?
*scratches chin and looks thoroughly pensive*

*rapidly becomes aware of the overuse of asterisks to suggest action and or thought*

Such as a small scale Viking Invasion? Just little you understand, localised rampaging and killing with pillaging kept to an absolute minimum.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 2 Apr 2004, 3:26, archived)
# hmmm
You know, i think you are onto something. It just might work....And it might just be an exciting adventure for a future Fluffy Twuntsocks episode. Fluffy Twuntsocks wins Olympic Gold.
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Fri 2 Apr 2004, 3:29, archived)
# Shit.
I'm not sure I have the skill, patience, skill and enthusiasm for a whole olympian adventure. I'll definately write it down. I keep a post-it pad next to my computer to write down all my demented thoughts and to sketch new things to draw.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 2 Apr 2004, 3:33, archived)
# You going
for comic style or animation style adventures?
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Fri 2 Apr 2004, 3:37, archived)
# I havent decided.
What do you think. A vertical 3/4 frame comic? I had a go at animation once and I'm really not very happy with it. (See my profile) It was more about the pun that the skill used in bringing it to fruitition.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 2 Apr 2004, 3:47, archived)
# As i dont
have a clue about animation, id say go with the comic style. When your happy with it you can do an 8 frame epic of him winning gold :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Fri 2 Apr 2004, 3:51, archived)
# Its on the list.
My next project which I have been meaning to get onto is a simple Beatles pun that doesn't in any way involve Abbey Road. I need to get it out of my head so I'll do that next. Should be a 5 minute job.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 2 Apr 2004, 3:52, archived)
# Shall look forward to it.
Gonna buy me a Graphics tablet at weekend so will see what i can come up with then. Will feel more comfortable using one for image stuff as i am a lefty who uses a mouse right handed. cant use a mouse with my left hand to save my life (evil right handed mind washing and desk placement).
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Fri 2 Apr 2004, 3:55, archived)
# Ive never been near a graphics tablet.
I find the concept a little strange. Im so used to using the mouse now and I'm developing quite a steady hand with it too.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 2 Apr 2004, 4:01, archived)
# You drew Fluffy with a Mouse???
*Tips hat*
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Fri 2 Apr 2004, 4:02, archived)
# Its a combination of vectors and bitmap.
Thats the secret, I learnt it all from the tutorials that Jim Turner made on www.strawberrydragon.com.

Im well into this vector thing now although I have stayed away from the 'bandwagon' by not posting pics of me and the Quo and putting it to use for hummus based activities. See profile for Nessie. (Which makes a really cool wallpaper if you set the background around it to white.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 2 Apr 2004, 4:06, archived)
# Yeah i like the Vector effect
(see profile for my 1st Vector pic).
And have also pilfered the nessie pic for my wallpaper collection.
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Fri 2 Apr 2004, 4:09, archived)
# Woo, thats better than most of my early attempts. Go southpaw.
I find it quite hard doing large images or ones with quite a few blocks of colour as I can never get the order right and end up with the highlights getting lost at the back and me getting frustrated.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 2 Apr 2004, 4:12, archived)
# Just what happens
when one's messge gets to the far edge and you can't reply any further to the right?
(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Fri 2 Apr 2004, 4:13, archived)
# Ive
seen it where the messages become one word per line and a complete bitch to read. Then I think the board starts getting wider.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 2 Apr 2004, 4:14, archived)
# We should try it an see
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Fri 2 Apr 2004, 4:15, archived)
# Race you.
I added to the whole "what should we call the sort-of glasscock" discussion but most people have given up on that discussion. I want closure damn it!
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 2 Apr 2004, 4:16, archived)
# Ooo i will go loo and see.
Not been up top side for a few minutes. brb.
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Fri 2 Apr 2004, 4:17, archived)
# Yep. Seems
to fit the bill ok there. Perfectly sound.
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Fri 2 Apr 2004, 4:18, archived)
# Getting closer.
Will anyone be brave to join us and sail over the edge into the unknown? Ironically it echoes the fears of the vikings who believed that you could sail over the horizon and off the edge of the world.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 2 Apr 2004, 4:19, archived)
# If I dont come back...
Could somebody:
1. Go on my date on Sunday with the sexy barmaid from Wetherspoons
2. Water my cactus, its ony the window sill
3. Live out the rest of my life and attempt to fulfill all my ambitions, they are in a text document somewhere in My Documents.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 2 Apr 2004, 4:22, archived)
# Put me
down for the Barmaid but im crap with plants. the Cacti wouldnt do well.
Oo its scary out here. think im going top side again before the very fabric of the board shatters.
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Fri 2 Apr 2004, 4:23, archived)
# Right.
You get the barmaid. I'll email someone and see about them sorting out the plants. Any takers for fulfulling my ambitions in my absence?
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 2 Apr 2004, 4:25, archived)
# I win!
I got there first! YAY ME!

edit: No I didnt, you just beat me. BOO NAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 2 Apr 2004, 4:26, archived)
# Argh. if id just held my nerve.
Guess the barmaids off then?
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Fri 2 Apr 2004, 4:27, archived)
# She
does have an incredibly dirty mate from Essex called Carrie who also happens to be a barmaid somewhere else. I'll see what I can do.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 2 Apr 2004, 4:28, archived)
# Result!
www.b3ta.com/board/2984401
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Fri 2 Apr 2004, 4:30, archived)
# And is a
comic/cartoon standard as the Characters run off the reel of film. And your right, it is a bitch to read.
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Fri 2 Apr 2004, 4:22, archived)
# cheating with 20 sided dices are much easier than 6 sided
(+2)honesty
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Fri 2 Apr 2004, 3:27, archived)
# Indeed
Less surface area to be spotted.
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Fri 2 Apr 2004, 3:30, archived)
# *Takes sip from Hallowed Tankard of the Elders*
*Spongs*
*Passes out*
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 2 Apr 2004, 3:19, archived)
# Really
I don't know what the font is, and when something shows a deficiency in my knowledge I use humour as a defense mechanism. Don't take it personally.
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Fri 2 Apr 2004, 3:13, archived)
# YAY!
You used Comic Sans! That is now top of my (admittedly very short) best iPod pictures list.
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Fri 2 Apr 2004, 3:18, archived)
# redexxing? oh not anymore

no my mistake there it is.



have an award
(Angle Grinder, Fri 2 Apr 2004, 3:13, archived)
# ohhhh
it's so mmmmmoving!
(Lucy-Furr, Fri 2 Apr 2004, 3:15, archived)
# amazingly it looped correctly first time.
and that never happens.

OFF to Sleep anywoad.

catch everybody again tommorow!

ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz
(Angle Grinder, Fri 2 Apr 2004, 3:18, archived)
# Go go
twunt socks are on sales, buy 1 get 1 free!
(Acrobad, Fri 2 Apr 2004, 3:14, archived)
# good effort
*ducks*
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Fri 2 Apr 2004, 3:14, archived)
# *adjusts angle*
/releases rocket powered antelope
(Angle Grinder, Fri 2 Apr 2004, 3:20, archived)
# i used that same source pic
LOOK!!
(Armer Farmer, Fri 2 Apr 2004, 3:16, archived)
# good idea !
never liked the ipod bandwagon..
twas fucking boring!

please stop now...
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Fri 2 Apr 2004, 3:18, archived)
#

It's only a messageboard on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Fri 2 Apr 2004, 3:20, archived)
# i
would like an axe in the face that could be your next project i look forward to your pea roast : ?
(Lucy-Furr, Fri 2 Apr 2004, 3:23, archived)
# you didn't even use your own silhouette image, did you?
and you cheaply replaced the text with comic sans! reminds me of my earlier days here.
(Corn Dog, Fri 2 Apr 2004, 3:19, archived)
# grow up
its ment to be fun
pull yur head out yur ass little boy!
(Lucy-Furr, Fri 2 Apr 2004, 3:27, archived)
# reminds me of my earlier days here
.
(Corn Dog, Fri 2 Apr 2004, 3:37, archived)
# sorry ..
but iPods aren't fun
they're pretty good though
..but they really arent fun . neither are the commercials
i stick to mp3s at home
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Fri 2 Apr 2004, 3:48, archived)
# Ooooh
(Acrobad, Fri 2 Apr 2004, 3:27, archived)