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[challenge entry] The womens 1500m colostomy chase...
Go on love.....grab the pissbag!

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(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Fri 2 Apr 2004, 15:19, archived)
# Mong
chunks!
(mynci boy, Fri 2 Apr 2004, 15:20, archived)
# Mong chunks!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 2 Apr 2004, 15:20, archived)
# haha
chase that colostomy bag!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 2 Apr 2004, 15:20, archived)
# That is far too good.
So I'm going to have to point out that the colour of the bag is wrong.

We once found one of my gran's shit-bags in the freezer. She had alzheimer's and obviously confused it for a box of Findus Crispy Pancakes or something. Thank god she didn't microwave and eat it.

The colour should be a greeny-brown, depending on diet.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 2 Apr 2004, 15:23, archived)
# my dad's
piss bag , however, was a bright yellow!
So in effect i meant to put piss bag rather than colostomy......pedant!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Fri 2 Apr 2004, 15:23, archived)
# my dad once had piles
and had to take a rubber ring to business meetings to sit on.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 2 Apr 2004, 15:27, archived)
# We got one of those for my uncle
his were so bad he had them quarterised!
He's a bit of a cunt anyway so we didn't half laugh at him..........and kick him in the arse.
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Fri 2 Apr 2004, 15:28, archived)
# surley
you mean cauterised?
Quarterizing may well involve a knife and some screaming as they are cut into quarters....
(Dangermouse., Fri 2 Apr 2004, 15:47, archived)
# Or
Maybe she just didn't like you and was planning on making a nice pie for sunday tea
(Random Visitor #1999, Fri 2 Apr 2004, 15:26, archived)
# I think...
...at the time she wasn't entirely sure who I was, which would have made it very difficult for her to dislike me.

Unless she thought I was Hitler or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 2 Apr 2004, 15:27, archived)
# Oh the irony
of being mind-pissed
on the subject of piss bags
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 2 Apr 2004, 15:36, archived)
# looks more like
a catheter bag than a colostomy

but it is up to your usual woo-ness
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 2 Apr 2004, 15:24, archived)