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# Heh
Usual Suspects

1. Boat goes boom
2. Kevin Spacey makes up a story
3. Kevin Spacey walks out of the police station without a club foot.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 16:02, archived)
# terminator
1.naked man travels back in time
2.fires lots of guns
3.saves the world

end
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 16:04, archived)
# i dont think that counts as plot spoiling
its more of what you expect
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 16:05, archived)
# ok any agatha christie book
1.murder occurs
2.old lady investigates
3.the butler did it
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 16:07, archived)
# poirot's no old lady...
(Gene Starwind, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 17:15, archived)
# What about lord of the rings?
1. Hobbit sets out to destroy ring
2. Does
(teh shongage Wonders how the real world renders so fast, Wed 14 Apr 2004, 1:38, archived)
# Dude where's my car?
1. Dude
2. Sweet
3. Dude
4. Sweet
5. Switch off DVD
(I helped save b3ta! blindmelon, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 16:07, archived)
# sweet
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 16:08, archived)
# dude
.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 16:14, archived)
# pea-roast
(Mystery Woo Yay Boy, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 16:36, archived)
# compo?
(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 20:18, archived)
# Donnie Darko:
1 dunno
2 um......
3 not really sure
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 16:08, archived)
# Donnie Darko
Shirley the track ordering should go 1,2,3,2,4
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 16:13, archived)
# watched momento in chronological* order t'other day
and went 'ooooooooooooohhhhhh'


*biggest word i've used today**

**(boring) fact
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 16:15, archived)
# I think you'll find
"ooooooooooooohhhhhh"
is bigger

/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 16:19, archived)
# oh yeah
bugger
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 16:21, archived)
# Pulp Fiction
track order
1,12,8,19,13,22,5,..etc..,2
(Boomshanka, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 16:20, archived)
# Donnie Darko.
1. Over rated crap
2. Over rated crap
3. over rated crap
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 16:14, archived)
# Dommie Darko?
...
Domo Darko...

/fires up Google and Photoshop
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 16:15, archived)
# surely you don't mean that?
It was the best film ever.

The meaning of life explained so clearly...

NO IT WASN'T! IT WAS A PILE OF OLD COCK WHICH I BOUGHT ON RECOMMENDATION! BUNCH OF FUCKING ARSE!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 16:16, archived)
# It was
a bag of wank, even when I watched it with the directors commentary and it made sense, i still thought it was shite.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 16:18, archived)
# The Crying Game!
1. Guy gets kidnapped
2. Kinapper goes to visit his bird
3. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrgh!!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 16:19, archived)
# Indeed
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 16:11, archived)
# Haha
And woo to Monkeon's too.
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 21:00, archived)