My son's obsessed with stones
I found one in our bed last night. And he keeps chucking them down the toilet and in shoes and stuff. Very silly.
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Fri 8 Mar 2002, 17:11,
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my mum used to buy me glue-on shakey eyes
like cheap fluffy toys have sometimes (you know, those little balls of fluff with a tag saying "I heart Cornwall" or similar). I used to glue them on pebbles and twigs. she couldn't work out why i thought that pebbles and twigs were nicer than -say- cuddly toys.
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Fri 8 Mar 2002, 17:21,
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only the ones that liked me.
some of them thought i was a little shit, and wouldn't speak to me.
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Fri 8 Mar 2002, 17:29,
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Strange you should say that
..You can actually buy bits of wood with those eyes glued on them. My uncle had one. It was called "My Pet Log."
Horrific title.
Failing that I was lied to and you are infact my uncle. Oh dear.
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Fri 8 Mar 2002, 17:32,
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Horrific title.
Failing that I was lied to and you are infact my uncle. Oh dear.