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# i'll get an FP some day
(I helped save b3ta! SolidGoldChimp, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:19, archived)
# me too i hope
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:20, archived)
# hang on a minute
you've only been here 7 bastard days - i've been trying for nearly a year!
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:23, archived)
# yes but i have no patience
(I helped save b3ta! SolidGoldChimp, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:24, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/3061094
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:24, archived)
# a year? poor you
I got a fp after about 2 weeks, but then there are those bastards who get an fp on their first ever post...
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:26, archived)
# hooray for super-bendy-ass-man!
(I helped save b3ta! droogii why stay still when you can roll, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:20, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:20, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:23, archived)
# i think
your hat wanking song is the best thing ever.

not that i understand any of it, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:25, archived)
# Thank you.
This may help - www.4rthur.com/dict.php?letter=H
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:27, archived)
# hey mr horse
have you emailed me?

If so can you do it again - I haven't got it.

edit: re this
b3ta.com/board/3053839
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:26, archived)
# On a semi-related matter
did you enjoy the doghorse collaboration I mailed you this afternoon?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:29, archived)
# glasscock
er.. not a phrase I use often..
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:30, archived)
# eh?
I only made it last night, so that's some achievement....

Do we have crossed wires here, or has the whole thing been done before?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:32, archived)
# no no
i'd just been looking at it via the 4rthur link log
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:33, archived)
# ah,
with you now.

*goes back to sleep*
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:34, archived)
# anyway - yeah it's cool
but as you said it's a bit inward looking for a newsletter thingie
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:35, archived)
# I thought as much.
One day I'll take my inspiration from somewhere other than my computer screen...

*edit* Although I'm happy with (sort of) headlining last weeks, you could have spelt my name right... (/edit*
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:37, archived)
# sorry about that
that'll teach me to add something 2 minutes before sending the newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:40, archived)
# Aha! I thought I had.
I tried sending to b3ta / btinternet.com - is this address OK?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:29, archived)
# yeah - that's the one
try again. Really - my email is fucked. I have to put my spam filter on max and it kills a lot of genuine mail.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:31, archived)
# Done.
If it's still not working I can put it here or 4rthur you or something.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:33, archived)
# cool
*presses send / receive*
*presses send / receive*
*presses send / receive*
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:34, archived)
# *presses send / receive*
*presses send / receive*

hmmm....
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:37, archived)
# It said:
I was thinking:
Bukkake Song
Observations on Time Travel (censored version)
another if necessary - take your pick or I might debut something.
Is 3 enough/too much?
(The Bukkake song hasn't actually got any swear words in it - your filthy mind added them.)

(and my mobile number, which I can 4rthur you.)
What do I/we need to bring - just the guitars (I'll do it with an acoustic to keep it simple) or anything else?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:40, archived)
# just acoustic guitars will be perfect
tamborines / kazoos etc can be fun too.

3 songs is the right amount too.

Bukakke er... Remind me of the lyrics again?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:42, archived)
# I like bukkake (x7)
I'm a lacky for your love

I like it funky, you like it spunky (x3)
I'm a funky spunky junkie for your love

Ooh, bukkake (x2)

In Nagasaki they like bukkake (x7)
In Nagasaki they go spacky for your love

We like bukkake (x8)

(Does 'spunky' cause problems?)
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:47, archived)
# spunky might be a problem
er.. you like it chunky?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:49, archived)
# Chunky it is.
If he can get the day off work, I should be bringing a guitar-wielding accomplice.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:53, archived)
# brillopads
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:55, archived)
# Invasion of the Northern monkeys.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:57, archived)
# Now that is a good idea.
(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:23, archived)
# good lord!
what a lovely arse he has.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:23, archived)
# That's great!
Try posting 10,000 messages of shite, then tossing out a weak joke in 3 minutes flat. Worked for me.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:24, archived)
# did you know that the sunday sport
have printed your martine mclutchson (sp?) story in todays edition?
word for word from your profile.

(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:39, archived)
# Really?
That's great! hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:45, archived)
# thats a
SUPERWOO!!

and what a toned oiled ass...
odd considering his job is to sit on it
(I helped save b3ta! ProfHawking Lalalalala BANG!! Run! dammit, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:32, archived)