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# gave up smoking today....
arghhhh

*edit* sorry, nicotine cravings getting the better of me, woo to a well done piccy
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:57, archived)
# me too!
well, I say "gave up", what what I mean is "stubbed one out 10 minutes ago" :-\
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:58, archived)
# I gave up on new years eve
and by 10 past 12 I was already sparking up

this time I shall...honestly
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:00, archived)
# if you suceed
tell me how i really need to quit, i'm 22 and already sound like an old guy early in the morning
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:07, archived)
# I love having the gravely voice in the morning
perfect time to grab the guitar and sing a few screaming trees songs and pretend im Mark Lanagan...

anyway, enough of my fantasies, I have quit before for 3 weeks, that was quite easy. Just make sure when at the pub, you dont have enough money for fags and booze.. cos thats the danger place
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:11, archived)
# How
does an old guy sound early in the morning? is it different from the rest of the day?

Just remember before you quit: 30% of smokers die from smoking related illness, but 100% of non-smokers die from non-smoking related illness ;)
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:12, archived)
# thats a fantastic
statistic
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:13, archived)
# FALSE!
An extremely small percentage of non-smokers die from emphezema and cancers related to second hand smoke.
(philthemoose asbentee and/or-ed., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:17, archived)
# you have me there.
I shouldn't have said "related" .... the phrase is "100% of smokers die from non-smoking" which is of course, by definition, true :)

Anyway, they shouldn't be buying second hand smoke. cheapskates. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:23, archived)