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# Eat poo, Gandalf

Galleons, schmalleons, ya beardy old git.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:56, archived)
# panowie!
I give you ten chutzpah award points.
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:57, archived)
# 'ning
my mate who was bearing his arse found your paintmash very funny
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:58, archived)
# yay!
Do I win a prize?
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:01, archived)
# umm
yeah, you never have to look at his arse again?

thats not much of a prize, anything you especially want?
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:02, archived)
# my arthritis to go away
Then I can mash for longer each day.
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:03, archived)
# *uses healing hands*
hey? are these things on?
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:04, archived)
# I'm cured!
yay!
FIOOB: I'm now keeping a chutzpah award point tally. The winner at the end of each week/ month/ year, gets a special prize.
Yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:07, archived)
# chutzpah?

and are there any ways to cheat the system?
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:10, archived)
# FIOOB?
and chutzpah, how the hell do you pronouce that?
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:11, archived)
# for thr information of other b3tans
and chutts-par
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:13, archived)
# oh
and oh

its good to learn, knowledge is power and all that
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:16, archived)
# No.
But you can earn double points if more than 3 people on b3ta vote for you to get them. In a mean twist of fate, though, only points awarded when I'm around count, since I'm keeping the tally.
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:12, archived)
# so no bribery at all

*passes hob-nobs*
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:15, archived)
# *hardcore vegan*
'fraid not.
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:16, archived)
# damn

*passes brown envelope stuffed with notes*
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:21, archived)
# *rich artist*
there's no bribing me, and trying to bribe me does not get you points.
Shop something nice, and funny, and a bit risqué, and you get points.
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:23, archived)
# it wasn't money

it was an envelope stuffed with excuse note's getting me out of work.
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:26, archived)
# whats in hobnobs that you cant
eat then?
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:23, archived)
# sorry,
I automatically assumed they were chocolate ones.
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:24, archived)
# chob
nobs?
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:24, archived)
# *arf*
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:27, archived)
# nobody gets my chocolatey ones
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:27, archived)
# gave up smoking today....
arghhhh

*edit* sorry, nicotine cravings getting the better of me, woo to a well done piccy
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:57, archived)
# me too!
well, I say "gave up", what what I mean is "stubbed one out 10 minutes ago" :-\
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:58, archived)
# I gave up on new years eve
and by 10 past 12 I was already sparking up

this time I shall...honestly
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:00, archived)
# if you suceed
tell me how i really need to quit, i'm 22 and already sound like an old guy early in the morning
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:07, archived)
# I love having the gravely voice in the morning
perfect time to grab the guitar and sing a few screaming trees songs and pretend im Mark Lanagan...

anyway, enough of my fantasies, I have quit before for 3 weeks, that was quite easy. Just make sure when at the pub, you dont have enough money for fags and booze.. cos thats the danger place
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:11, archived)
# How
does an old guy sound early in the morning? is it different from the rest of the day?

Just remember before you quit: 30% of smokers die from smoking related illness, but 100% of non-smokers die from non-smoking related illness ;)
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:12, archived)
# thats a fantastic
statistic
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:13, archived)
# FALSE!
An extremely small percentage of non-smokers die from emphezema and cancers related to second hand smoke.
(philthemoose asbentee and/or-ed., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:17, archived)
# you have me there.
I shouldn't have said "related" .... the phrase is "100% of smokers die from non-smoking" which is of course, by definition, true :)

Anyway, they shouldn't be buying second hand smoke. cheapskates. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:23, archived)
# Great!
(I helped save b3ta! Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:57, archived)
# class
nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:59, archived)
# thats the best one of these i've seen


WOO
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:59, archived)
# Ha!
Likes that.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:59, archived)
# I fucking would!
Right up her dirtbox!!

Sorry, sorry, the lady has been away for a week and I'm fit to burst - gets back tomorrow though!! WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! 4838 Let the man go through, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 10:01, archived)