Emperor Not Bob The Third, and his old war companion Capatin Wobblybollock, invited Archibald McVitie round after hearing about his unfortunate tea dunking incident, who in turn brought along Melon, who does'nt do much at all it has to be said (though just this afternoon he gained a truly woosome cowboy hat), but then Peregrin Percival III cheered them all up by showing off his smoke ring pipe skills, followed by his weird co-worker Gary McTwunt-Foot the 68th, who wanted to show everyone his new big black glass cock, but they all laughed at his latest blue rinse disaster at the hairdressers.
(I will now definately make a spaz bucket, probably some belm'er with his head poking out the top of a bucket, with a bit of drool hanging down or something)