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# help!
my eyes are broken!
everything i look at that i know should be black is RED! what's wrong with me?!?

in an attempt to excuse threadwaste, here's that penguin from last night -
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:54, archived)
# the building is on fire
count to ten and jump from the nearest window
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:55, archived)
# Oh fuck,
that's the fucking Muppet Babies isn't it. Why can I remember this , but the not the names of people I've worked with for 3 years?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:59, archived)
# a)yes it is

b)because you dont like them?
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 9:01, archived)
# because being a masher
saps your social skills.

'ning b3ta-types.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 9:02, archived)
# NING
mashman ben
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 9:03, archived)
# Yet another sodding theme tune
I have to listen to in my head all day. The Dukes of Hazzard nearly killed me
(I helped save b3ta! Frank Boff - wandering like a lost soul, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 9:04, archived)
# cool penguin
why is he red though?
(JcmS, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:56, archived)
# Brain Tumour
Probably small, not worth bothering our understaffed NHS about. Try and remove it yourself with a paperclip inserted through your ear.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:56, archived)
# Brian Tumour
Probably small, not worth bothering our understaffed NHS about. Try and remove it yourself with a paperclip inserted through your rear.
(JcmS, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:56, archived)
# I find a knitting needle
does the trick.
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:57, archived)
# nothing to worry about,
just extensive internal bleeding.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:57, archived)
# You must be in a Rolling Stones song
(Mr_Bobbins, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:57, archived)
# I think I am.
I'm a man of wealth AND taste.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:58, archived)
# Pleased to meet you...
(JcmS, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:58, archived)
# hope you guessed my name
.....
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 9:00, archived)
# Well...
www.b3ta.com/board/3067153
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 9:01, archived)
# yeah good point

mash mash mash mash
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 9:03, archived)
# I think you are bleeding into the back of your retinas possibly due to hypertension

Try not to worry whats the worst that could happen huh?
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:58, archived)
# woo
He's got a ramp now!
(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:59, archived)
# yay for water skiing animals!

EDIT: how rude of me - that anim is v v woo
(Nathalie Imbruglia's Cellist's Cello, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 9:19, archived)