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# what media do you accept showreels on?
digibeta?
nah she fell down the stairs.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:34, archived)
# badum
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:35, archived)
# I'm afraid my dutchness prevents me from understanding the pun
would someone please kill the effect and explain the pun to me?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:38, archived)
#
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:40, archived)
# 'Did you beat her?'
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:40, archived)
# Lampeter
Town in Wales. Pronounced "Lamp - it - er", as in "Lamp Hit Her?"
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:40, archived)
# I thought
Lamp Eat Her?

My North Wales accent probably accounts for that
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:44, archived)
# I read it more like
Lamped 'er

Or is that just my inner London comprehensive school upbringing showing through (lamped = hit) ?

Top punnage either way :o)
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:58, archived)
# I pronounce it
Llanbedr Pont Steffan..

cos I went to school there

Not that anyone will see this message.. seeing as it's in the spazz
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:45, archived)
# lampeter
pronounced something vaguely similar to "lamp hit her"
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:41, archived)
# tsch
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:39, archived)
# argh!
and woo to the main pic
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:35, archived)
# We were sailing from Borneo to Ceylon:
A few leagues out to sea, my wife was attacked by a shark, and her leg bitten off, so we had to land at the nearest island to get her to a hospital, but she couldn't walk.

Jakarta?

No, she went in an ambulance.

Sorry...
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:41, archived)
# please
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:43, archived)