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# I've always hated her glasses, the daft cow


Su Pollard has her own website - it's fucking hilarious....www.supollard.org
(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:26, archived)
# i dont know
i loved her a penny crayon.

if only i could get my hands on a set of those crayons
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:27, archived)
# is that a euphamism?
i loved her 'penny crayon'
*fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap*
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:28, archived)
# you gotta be joking right
..


/minger
(Dangermouse., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:29, archived)
# um no.................................


how did someone rig your poll? i wanted 99 to win :(
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:30, archived)
# i forgot to set the cookies up
so someone voted about 500 times
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:32, archived)
# oh
you running it again?
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:33, archived)
# yes
it gets another week
should allow one vote each now
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:34, archived)
# crazy boy

fwap fwap fwap
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:30, archived)
# /nods
/winks
/resumes fwapping
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:33, archived)
# board just borked on me

thank fuck for jelly
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:36, archived)
# same here :)
can't be that busy on a tuesday(?)
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:38, archived)
# thats what i thought

maybe we've killed it for real this time?
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:43, archived)
# maybe
'mashers unite! free the edges of the board!'
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:43, archived)
# yeah good idea

jelly just borked though!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:45, archived)
# it's working for me
but then i am god incarnate...
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:47, archived)
# am on plain old b3ta now

ho hum
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:50, archived)
# scum
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:51, archived)
# nope
penny crayon was/is a kiddlies tv show
(ad, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:30, archived)
# you would though wouldn't you?

I despise these commercials for spac savers
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:27, archived)
# I am drawn to sloths today
I don't know why.
(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:28, archived)
# not as funny as
www.thechucklebrothers.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:28, archived)
# Barry and Paul
ROCK
(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:28, archived)
# You leave Su alone
She's a cheeky lass from Nottingham with a heart of gold
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:30, archived)
# She's always hanging round my village
with some high class homos who live in a big house.
(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:33, archived)
# See? She's got class too!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:35, archived)
# Sue Pollard
I caught an old repeat of the Tales of Beatrix Potter, (I lead a thrilling life,) with our Sue doing voiceover duties for Jemima Puddleduck. I wonder how they sold that job to her, "We're looking for someone to be the voice of a stupid duck and we thought of you."
(Glen Moranjie, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:34, archived)