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i love jim davidson.
*punches self in face*
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100% of Gibbon ,
Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:10,
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don't do that.
you'll end up looking more like him.
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No offenc - not to be confused with no_offenc ,
Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:12,
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only if
you punch yourself in the face with a bottle of gin every few hours.
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Angle Grinder ,
Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:13,
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i already do.
i'm his stunt double at his "saucy" pantomime every year.
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100% of Gibbon ,
Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:13,
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I think
Jim Davidson should be ground up into a fine paste and then be exploded with 700lbs of dynamite. The resulting rubble and dust should be then flown, in a shiny new spaceship, to Pluto where his mutilated ashes will be left to freeze until the Universe finally implodes to an infinitely dense point. Too harsh?
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The Neville What what what ,
Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:13,
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needs to be quicker.
cant hang around 800,000,000,000,000,000,000 years for that.
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Angle Grinder ,
Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:14,
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yeah
what did pluto ever do to you?
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summat to do with kittens ,
Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:14,
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Pluto
made racist jokes about my grandmother and then broke into my greenhouse to piss on my runner beans. I hate Pluto, worst of all the planets.
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The Neville What what what ,
Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:15,
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Even Holst didn't like it.
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DogHorse plop ,
Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:17,
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fair enough then
bastard planets, who do they think they are, eh?
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summat to do with kittens ,
Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:19,
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