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# My dog wouldn't jump!
Now it will!
Jump! Jump Higher ya wee bastard you!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:12, archived)
# hee hee
jump you fucker!

NING ALL [/blessed]
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:13, archived)
# if you use a big stick it will jump higher

NING arse rodger!!
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:15, archived)
# hello again
hold the front page
i'm back
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:17, archived)
# you don't mean you've made something front page worthy
??!?!?!?!?!?!!
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:17, archived)
# well... no
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:20, archived)
# but......
....
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:20, archived)
# but me no buts
or you'll turn into a goat*


*may not be factually accurate
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:22, archived)
# hahahaha
you always were a big kid

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:25, archived)
# /closes door after mostly
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:27, archived)
# good i like a bit of privacy

i hate it when people watch us
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:32, archived)
# /locks door
right then my little pretty....
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:34, archived)
# aaaaarrrgggghhhhhhhhhh

i've created a monster

*cowers*
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:38, archived)
# kneel before me!
oh and while you're down there......






can you do up my shoe?
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:40, archived)
# pffft
(monkeyinasuit, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:28, archived)
# Your profile is amazing.
And the pic aint too bad either!
(I helped save b3ta! karatesausage, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:16, archived)
# mushybees - from your profile....
Are you working on the glc's robotwotsitcalled single video?
(ad, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:19, archived)
# i was a week ago...
i doubt it'll be shown anywhere tho, which is a shame, cos its quite funny!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:20, archived)
# ahhh
gits, you gotta love the newport massive, a personal favourite it has to be said.

btw - radio 1 seem to have picked them up now as well which is funny as a feckwit i think.
(ad, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:28, archived)
# *checks out profile*
All those amazing pics and no fps? Impossible!
(ladycat, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:21, archived)
# Jump it! Jump it hard!
No, that's not right....
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:16, archived)
# Wow
Profile=class
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:19, archived)
# hehehe
cruel, but funny, which makes it ok
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:19, archived)
# lol
funny
(Lord Iffy Boatrace, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:24, archived)