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# You'd never catch me in a thong.
Disgusing things. If I wanted to floss my arse, I'd buy arse floss.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:06, archived)
# big pants do it for me.
(Angle Grinder, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:06, archived)
# What is it
that they do exactly?
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:12, archived)
# arf
there must be a market for arse floss....
total removal of cling ons... now with added ex foliating cream
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:07, archived)
# wow
can you actually buy that?

I need to get rid of the more stubborn bits of blue fluff that accumlates, despite not owning any blue pants.
(Mr. Partyhat, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:08, archived)
# what you need is a narrow tongued rough mouthed
badger
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:10, archived)
# You can.
Someone posted a link here once to a site for aids for people too fat to wipe their own arses :/
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:11, archived)
# People get aids?
because they don't wipe their bottoms?
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:14, archived)
# Yes.
That's what happened that porn star. No Andrex.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:16, archived)