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# I Love Naked chicks with signs
(CrazyCucumber bored sig:, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:39, archived)
# but the chicks have feathers!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:40, archived)
# Ahhhhhhhhhh
Your Wit is most supreme this day
(CrazyCucumber bored sig:, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:41, archived)
# slight t.j
never realised how dangerous this place is.....
sitting here nicely chilled in my dresing gown spazzing through the board when all of a sudden my sleeve caught fire... left a burning cigarrete type thing in ashtray and forgot to move either sleeve or it
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:43, archived)
# cigarrete type thing?
a cigarrete?
or a 'funny fag'?
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:44, archived)
# less you know
less the cops know
winks
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:45, archived)
# what like julian clary?
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:45, archived)
# badum
tish
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:47, archived)
# No...
julian clary was never funny.
(udlras, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:47, archived)
# good point
um.... *tries to think of a humourous poofter*

*fails*
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:48, archived)
# took me a while to think of clary
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:49, archived)
# john inman?
er.. strike that
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:50, archived)
# barrymore

/scratch that, reverse it
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:50, archived)
# oooh oooh
gonna sample that
[/oooh]
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:52, archived)
# sample what?

i want 3.5% of the profits remember
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:52, archived)
# 'strike that, reverse it' from willy wonka
(just posted my piccy)
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:53, archived)
# oooooohhhhh

rushes to top of the page......
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:55, archived)
# graham norton
but only in father ted

on his own he is terrible
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:50, archived)
# he he
at a meeting once someone suggested that we should strike a happy medium...............
everyone looked blank when I suggested whacking Russel Grant
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:47, archived)
# define whacking?
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:49, archived)
# slapping punching hitting
all of the above
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:51, archived)
# just checking

my perverse mind had a different version of whacking in it.....
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:52, archived)
# whacking off?
me too :(
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:52, archived)
# pervert
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:55, archived)
# pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:49, archived)
# in that case
your name is kinda apt
(CrazyCucumber bored sig:, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:44, archived)
# was that a lame attempt at
insulting behaviour?
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:46, archived)
# indeed
I grew up calling people "Dills"

I think it was insulting .. not sure of the source though.

Stay Fluffy !
(CrazyCucumber bored sig:, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:51, archived)
# I'm so fluffy
I get sheared every other tuesday
dill as an insult is australian in origin I think
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:58, archived)
# wow
nice chick.....
Woo to the picture,
excuse me please a moment..

*sounds of distant fwappage*
[edit]Where's the pictures from yesterday then.....
(Dangermouse., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:41, archived)
# I would
*fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap*
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:42, archived)
# Bandwagon time again?
At least she's hot
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:44, archived)
# she must be,
she's taken off all her clothes.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:45, archived)
# yeah sorry
I just got loads of naked shots of girls with placards. Its handy when I run out of kittens and snakes to shop
(CrazyCucumber bored sig:, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:46, archived)
# that's al very well
but you promised TPT and babyoil pic's yesterday.....


*ready to fwap*
(Dangermouse., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:49, archived)
# I'll have some of that
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:53, archived)
# Im Afraid I Cant
Publish the action shots as they are to be used in an advertising campaign , and need to be OK'd by her Agents.

If you pop along to

www.crazycucumber.com/images/famous

There are a couple there, the fat, beardy ,red fella is me !
(CrazyCucumber bored sig:, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:55, archived)
# that's really nice
thanks.

Notes:
1)some really dodgy camera work there
2)awwwww you gotta bubby, well done.
3)no contact me addy on homepage.

That's all.
(Dangermouse., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:24, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:45, archived)