I only bloody would
*fwap*
/edit with a paper bag or from behind
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Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:52,
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/edit with a paper bag or from behind
behind sounds like the only safe options
.... and for godsake man, DOUBLE BAG IT!
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Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:56,
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and
order the taxi in advance - if you woke up next to that, you'd have to gnaw off your arm to escape, AND gnaw off your other arm so you never did it again....
which I have done. possibly.
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Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:58,
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which I have done. possibly.
although
I really meant woke up next to someone who had been set on fire and put out with a shovel. not actually gnawing off limbs.
The other trick is to conceal a bottle of vodka under the pillow. when you wake, immediately down the vodka before looking at anything. Hey presto, they are just as sttractive as they were when you pulled them after 12 pints of nasty.
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Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:04,
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The other trick is to conceal a bottle of vodka under the pillow. when you wake, immediately down the vodka before looking at anything. Hey presto, they are just as sttractive as they were when you pulled them after 12 pints of nasty.