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# i have absolutely no hummus


so have another mutated baby
sorry
(Market Man, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:36, archived)
# pft

/not enough mutation

/but woo anyway
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:37, archived)
# I'm sure your baby will be lovely
And if all go well I will remind you of oricanas secret plan
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:39, archived)
# Argh piss spelling
One day she decided that B3tan babies were a good idea due to a genetic predisopsiton toward hummus and sitting in front of a computer for 14 hours a day.
she reckoned that we could make a lot by selling the kids into white slavery in the games development business.
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:45, archived)
# Oh, I see.
How much are they planning to pay per child?
*rubs hands*
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:47, archived)
# We never did get a 100% estimate
But if it was a good child I reckon you could make a lot by renting it out in 14 hour shifts.
That way you get a steady income from it.
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:51, archived)
# Marvellous!
/phones bank manager
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:52, archived)
# Secret plan?

Edit: Oh yes! Im flattered you remembered, even tho you spelt my name wrong.
(Ocarina and the horse comes., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:03, archived)
#
(the funky gibbon, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:40, archived)
# cheers
im off to do a decent image
(Market Man, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:41, archived)
# Mutate
Mutate it hard!
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:41, archived)
# yay for mutant kids

(I helped save b3ta! Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:41, archived)
# Does he have any
mutant abilities? Bend spoons? Modify fire? Make weather changes?
(I helped save b3ta! Nonetheless, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:55, archived)