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# What sort of kid would slice an animal's eye out with a piece of paper?

An evil one, that's what
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:55, archived)
# eeeeeep!
papercuts hurt more than any other injury
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:56, archived)
# prove it!
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:59, archived)
# worse than falling out of a hayloft
and landing groin-first on a step ladder and
returning both testes to whence they came?

or getting a foot caught in an industrial stamping machine turning the leg through 270 degrees and causing a double spiral fracture before crushing the foot to about an eighth of an inch thick?

... yep ... you're probably right
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:59, archived)
# nothing when compared
to the horror of a flimsy bit of papurys!
(ad, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:00, archived)
# *winces to oblivion*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:01, archived)
# it's OK
I made them up*




(*0% fact)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:04, archived)
# but they're in yourr head!
Can't someone invent an imagination filter to stop this stuff?


sorry. waaaaay too much coffee
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:06, archived)
# aaaaaaaaarrrgh!
it blinks!
it blinks!
it blinks!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:57, archived)
# eeeeeeep!
so it does... i'm off


/hides under desk
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:57, archived)
# Kill it and stuff.
Yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:57, archived)
# Arf
The young Jack Hackett...
(JcmS, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:57, archived)
# Heheheh
so it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:58, archived)
# FECK OFF!
DRINK!
(Tetsuo, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:59, archived)