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one robot crashing into another at low speed

that was the ONE IDEA THEY EVER FUCKING HAD!!!!!

god i fucking hate robot wars

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:33, archived)

Thank God

Someone else who thinks robot wars is shite.

"Erm... We made a robot from a clip board and a sinclair c5"

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Hankster, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:34, archived)

shite is to

good for that travesty of a program

/men in white coats

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:35, archived)

Agreeed

It's painful to watch them sometimes.

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Hankster, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:40, archived)

honest to god..

I almost was on it once, but then I grew taste and common sense.
And the producers did have something to say about the assault rifle and napalm cannon.

(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:35, archived)

yes

yes, thank you! someone else who's ideas included napalm... and, as far as i can recall, an oxy acetalene cutting torch, and a drill with a hole through the middle to pump salt water over the insides of the other robots.
well, i _was_ 13 at the time...

(Fantastic Mr Porter is bored, and wishes it was, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:49, archived)

I wanted to make one with a hypodermic drill too!

But mine was going to squirt petrol into the other robot then ignite it.

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Purple Martin is board sigless, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:00, archived)

haha

i was so into it when it first came out, then i came of age to realise a) girls are nice to look at and b)robotwars isnt
it was allways a wheel chair motor
"sorry nan, i have to show off to the world how good i am at making crap robots, no going anywhere for you anymore"

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:37, archived)

you know what,,

it would have been more watchable if their grannies were still in the amoured wheelchairs when they fought

(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:40, archived)

then

i would watch

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:41, archived)

Now, there's a tv show

*Granny Wars"
We get grannies and they fight to the death, using zimmer frames and blue hair dye

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Hankster, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:42, archived)

attacking with denture fix

and well oiled with sterident.
SEISURE ATTACK!!!!

I sense a picture post brewing,,,,

(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:43, archived)

hehe

hoot

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Hankster, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:44, archived)

You'll be glad to know

It isn't getting an 8th series.

It's a pity those of us who do like robotic combat only have Robot Wars as the public face of our sport.

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JimM, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:20, archived)