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# Demon on the track
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:31, archived)
# Ideas were running low
on robot wars by the looks of things.
(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:32, archived)
# yeap
one robot crashing into another at low speed

that was the ONE IDEA THEY EVER FUCKING HAD!!!!!


god i fucking hate robot wars
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:33, archived)
# Thank God
Someone else who thinks robot wars is shite.

"Erm... We made a robot from a clip board and a sinclair c5"
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:34, archived)
# shite is to
good for that travesty of a program

/men in white coats
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:35, archived)
# Agreeed
It's painful to watch them sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:40, archived)
# honest to god..
I almost was on it once, but then I grew taste and common sense.
And the producers did have something to say about the assault rifle and napalm cannon.
(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:35, archived)
# yes
yes, thank you! someone else who's ideas included napalm... and, as far as i can recall, an oxy acetalene cutting torch, and a drill with a hole through the middle to pump salt water over the insides of the other robots.
well, i _was_ 13 at the time...
(Fantastic Mr Porter is bored, and wishes it was, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:49, archived)
# I wanted to make one with a hypodermic drill too!
But mine was going to squirt petrol into the other robot then ignite it.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:00, archived)
# haha
i was so into it when it first came out, then i came of age to realise a) girls are nice to look at and b)robotwars isnt
it was allways a wheel chair motor
"sorry nan, i have to show off to the world how good i am at making crap robots, no going anywhere for you anymore"
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:37, archived)
# you know what,,
it would have been more watchable if their grannies were still in the amoured wheelchairs when they fought
(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:40, archived)
# then
i would watch
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:41, archived)
# Now, there's a tv show
*Granny Wars"
We get grannies and they fight to the death, using zimmer frames and blue hair dye
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:42, archived)
# attacking with denture fix
and well oiled with sterident.
SEISURE ATTACK!!!!

I sense a picture post brewing,,,,
(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:43, archived)
# hehe

hoot
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:44, archived)
# You'll be glad to know
It isn't getting an 8th series.

It's a pity those of us who do like robotic combat only have Robot Wars as the public face of our sport.
(I helped save b3ta! JimM, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:20, archived)
# clive!
fat cat racing car driver!
i love it all so much
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:34, archived)
# blimeh!
i'd forgotten i was wanking while i wrote this

lazygamer, how about a text only entry in the meme kit :P
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:36, archived)
# was it a good one?
or was it a metaphorical wank?
(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:37, archived)
# i was wanking in spirit
if not in body at the time

edit:) and by spirit i dont mean into someone's drink
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:38, archived)
# Cat's fantastic!
Wheely good.
(the funky gibbon, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:34, archived)
# We were discussing your genius earlier.
This only proves it further.
(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:34, archived)
# thanks,
(i think :)
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:39, archived)
# Woo!
Go cat! Go!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:34, archived)
# Woo Yay
I love the cute little kitten inside.
(ladycat, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 23:35, archived)