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# Moving on from the Alpha site...

Here we see Graham De Menthe at the Beta site first discovered in 1337, pointing out the crude scrawlings that date back thousands of years. 'Crap, aren't they?' He quips...
(JcmS, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:07, archived)
# Haha - love the Domo
I'm guessing he's reading "Hey new person please read faq, thank you"
or "Norks, norks, norks, fwap, fwap, fwap, dinosaur, fwap, fwap, norks, norks, fwap."
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:11, archived)
# ahahah
"dinosaur, fwap, fwap" best Domo impression ever!
(JcmS, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:14, archived)
# Top crudeness
Although I feel there should be a spurt...
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:11, archived)
# Spurts weren't...
...invented until the late-Victorian era then, for obvious reasons, fell out of fashion with the arrival of cubism.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:12, archived)
# ouch
(JcmS, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:13, archived)
# But, but, it has a badly drawn (albiet very angular) cock.
Not even Leonardo mastered the badly drawn cock.

This must be the work of aliens, or Atlantians or Nibirururians or whatever they are.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:11, archived)
# Did they draw the Badly Drawn Cock upon their new
Graphite Slabs?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:13, archived)
# And a Badly Drawn Tea Cosy hat
upon The Badly Drawn Cock?
(Smudger, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:15, archived)
# No.
Only mentalists like Stichin believe that.

There is no real evidence to say that neothlithic man did not carve badly drawn cocks, let alone advanced work such as 'spurts' 'party hats' or 'pubes'.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:17, archived)
# If you can draw a perfect badly drawn cock
It means you're insane
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:14, archived)
# erroGenius
(Smudger, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:17, archived)
# But Leonardo did have
the rudimentary elements needed for a badly drawn cock. If it wasn't for his death, who knows.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:15, archived)
# I think badly drawn cock elements...
...is in that next series of programmes on C4 where 'experts' banjax Leanardo's inventions and fight amongst themselves.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:21, archived)
# Quo Vadis
was the name of a local chip shop
(Smudger, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:12, archived)