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# Frank tried his best to look sharp
(Experiment 626, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:16, archived)
# heheh
nice, like it
(hazey, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:17, archived)
# is the new compo here yet
and is it
If Television Never Existed
Render your favourite programmes as they might have appeared in other media instead.

Comedy gold, I tells ya.
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:19, archived)
# I would imagine 105 reposts
of Badger badger pics, however, I feel it could be worth the time and effort.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:23, archived)
# heads up look sharp
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:18, archived)
# (fix up look sharppppp)
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:19, archived)
# that was my
posh remix™
available from no good record shops
'tally ho look sharp'
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:20, archived)
# woooo!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:21, archived)
# Of course mostly will
He loves you really.
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:19, archived)
# hmmmm
i think he's having an affair
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:21, archived)
# *attempts to look innocent*
Really?
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:22, archived)
# sshhhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:23, archived)
# in the biblical sense

carnall loving is with women only i'm afraid summat
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:22, archived)
# /cries
oh well, carnal love is overated anyway*



*0% fact
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:24, archived)
# *hugs summat*
Shhhh
It will be alright

(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:25, archived)
# /shrugs
/cops a feel
/runs off
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:26, archived)
# No need to run
I'm used to it by now.
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:26, archived)
# can i cop a feel as well

/feels left out
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:28, archived)
# Only if I get to cop a feel of summat
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:29, archived)
# Yeah he's not got much to cop though


who's gonna feel me??
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:30, archived)
# *feels mostly*
Happy now?

(how does summat feel about you whoring him out?)
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:31, archived)
# yup very happy thank you dear.
*smug face*

?he gets 50%of the profits
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:34, archived)
# /sidles over
god this is getting confusing
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:32, archived)
# I know
But at least you get 50% of the profit.
I just get groped.
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:36, archived)
# you get sweet lovin as well

and apple pie if you smile
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:37, archived)
# So this is what happens
when I slip off to do some work? Shame on you, summat; you want the moon on a stick. Just as well I got bored and snuck back in.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:28, archived)
# Yes
Yesterday I had mostly dressed up like tinky winky and doing twirls.
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:30, archived)
# sorry :(
i feel so bad
i missed you (and am jealous of these two....)
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:31, archived)
# Good grief
I worry. If you're very good and stop feeling mostly and bunny up, I'll go and get you a lovely haiku, which I will then watch you read using my SAS-edition surveillance goggles *trundles off*
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:34, archived)
# will do
/waits in anticipation (and mild fear)
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:36, archived)
# oh go on then, for old times sake

*bends over*
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:26, archived)
# He 's pissed !
"yer me besht ferkin mate in the ole werld you are"

I love him too.
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:18, archived)
# Fiend may be more accurate
But dont tell anyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:20, archived)
# Don't think
there's anyone around to overhear anything anyway.

*looks around*

Ooops
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:23, archived)
# They are distracted
They dont notice.
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:24, archived)
# Only
coz they're all craning their rubbery necks watching you do your "comforting" act
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:27, archived)
# They always watch
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:28, archived)
# Enough !!!
I'm off to a high powered executive meeting with Mr Andrex.

(could be some time)
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:30, archived)
# GRRRR He bad!
(as in good)

but seriously, WTF is this?
www.thefucksociety.com/anim.php?id=rapebus&w=400&h=300
(has swearing, and should probably not be watched by those of a sane disposition)
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:19, archived)
# Me
no likey
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 11:24, archived)