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# woo
any parent who sends their kid to Butlin's deserves to be shot.
(the funky gibbon, Sun 25 Apr 2004, 18:34, archived)
# Evenin' mister.
I live near the height of Butlinsness.
Skegness.
But not that near... nearer Lincoln. Thank God.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 25 Apr 2004, 18:36, archived)
# Best chips I ever tasted
when I was in Skegness once.
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sun 25 Apr 2004, 18:38, archived)
# Out of interest...
... does your username refer to Celebdaq?
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 25 Apr 2004, 18:40, archived)
# Yes indeedy
do you play?
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sun 25 Apr 2004, 18:42, archived)
# I do.
Not very well though. Only two million at the mo and all shares in Beckham.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 25 Apr 2004, 18:43, archived)
# I've got 40000ish of him
I'm about to be reset, just topped my third million. Todays chart position 43335
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sun 25 Apr 2004, 18:45, archived)
# My stats (no, not those!)
DAVID BECKHAM - 9353 SHARES
TOTAL WORTH - £154142.26
TODAY'S CHART - POSITION 63565
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 25 Apr 2004, 18:50, archived)
# Evenin' missus.
just the name Skegness seems to be a cross between skank and smeg. What were they thinking?!
(the funky gibbon, Sun 25 Apr 2004, 18:38, archived)
# The locals call it...
... Steggy Skeggy. Or Stegness. Or 'The Place'.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 25 Apr 2004, 18:39, archived)
# The Place? Hmm...
maybe that's what the Talking Heads song 'This must be the Place' is about.
Curious.
(the funky gibbon, Sun 25 Apr 2004, 18:43, archived)
# Yes, and where Meat Loaf* sings about in IWDATFL(BIWDT)
"Will you help get me right out of this Godforsaken town?"

*Technically the person who sings it is his lady-friend.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 25 Apr 2004, 18:48, archived)
# Technically, Meatloaf is not a person.
Hate to love you and leave you, but I'm going down the pub. Ta ra chuck!
(the funky gibbon, Sun 25 Apr 2004, 18:51, archived)
# I've never been to Butlins.
I once went to one of those kids' club things on holiday when I was about 6 or 7. I got bored after 30 minutes and left. My mum yelled at them because I just walked off back to our room and they didn't notice.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 25 Apr 2004, 18:37, archived)
# Butlin's is like that,
only you get bored quicker.
And you can't leave.
Ever!
(the funky gibbon, Sun 25 Apr 2004, 18:40, archived)
# When you drive past...
... it's like Auschwitz. Seeing all the kids staring out in pain, and the adults saying 'Come along, come along, it's really fun here!'. Butlins... I think... is for Chav families who've come into the money.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 25 Apr 2004, 18:42, archived)