With their takeover of Switzerland,
the Soviets and Victorinox developed a flash yet functional new piece of kit to distribute to it's army...

From the
If the Commies had won the Cold War challenge. See all
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Phil The Easter Chick,
Mon 26 Apr 2004, 14:24,
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cool :)
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spacefish bong!,
Mon 26 Apr 2004, 14:25,
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Buy! Buy! Buy!
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Mr Gear the gay-maker,
Mon 26 Apr 2004, 14:26,
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you buy it, you buy it...
*shoves octopus in face*
/simpsons...
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Phil The Easter Chick,
Mon 26 Apr 2004, 14:27,
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Huzzah
Class in a glass (with some grass up your arse)
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useful_idiot,
Mon 26 Apr 2004, 14:27,
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grass or glass?
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Mon 26 Apr 2004, 14:27,
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That doesn't bear thinking about
Really, does it?
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useful_idiot,
Mon 26 Apr 2004, 14:30,
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depends on what you have in your arse.
i thnk most people could ignore the grass and carry on their everyday business.
i think the glass would be more noticeible.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Mon 26 Apr 2004, 14:32,
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But if noticable is what you're going for
then I recommend attaching a large bow and some sort of floral posy off it.
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Prof. Slocombe,
Mon 26 Apr 2004, 14:39,
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arf!
*mindbelms trying to get blade back in*
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09,
Mon 26 Apr 2004, 14:28,
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ver nice,
I'd get one, those bastard spanish airportmen took my last one...
btw, what's all this about IF the commies had won? hasn't anyone noticed all the .com(munist) urls?
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RowdsterDelux,
Mon 26 Apr 2004, 14:28,
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