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[challenge entry] With their takeover of Switzerland,
the Soviets and Victorinox developed a flash yet functional new piece of kit to distribute to it's army...

From the If the Commies had won the Cold War challenge. See all 507 entries (closed)

(Phil The Easter Chick, Mon 26 Apr 2004, 14:24, archived)
# cool :)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 26 Apr 2004, 14:25, archived)
# Buy! Buy! Buy!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 26 Apr 2004, 14:26, archived)
# you buy it, you buy it...
*shoves octopus in face*

/simpsons...
(Phil The Easter Chick, Mon 26 Apr 2004, 14:27, archived)
# Huzzah
Class in a glass (with some grass up your arse)
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Mon 26 Apr 2004, 14:27, archived)
# grass or glass?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 26 Apr 2004, 14:27, archived)
# That doesn't bear thinking about
Really, does it?
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Mon 26 Apr 2004, 14:30, archived)
# depends on what you have in your arse.
i thnk most people could ignore the grass and carry on their everyday business.

i think the glass would be more noticeible.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 26 Apr 2004, 14:32, archived)
# But if noticable is what you're going for
then I recommend attaching a large bow and some sort of floral posy off it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Mon 26 Apr 2004, 14:39, archived)
# arf!
*mindbelms trying to get blade back in*
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 26 Apr 2004, 14:28, archived)
# ver nice,
I'd get one, those bastard spanish airportmen took my last one...

btw, what's all this about IF the commies had won? hasn't anyone noticed all the .com(munist) urls?
(RowdsterDelux, Mon 26 Apr 2004, 14:28, archived)